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[–] 99 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Milk before both cereal AND bowl.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It just spilled a little. No use crying over it.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Lidl has you beat

    The house is somehow a serving suggestion

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    No wonder AI is so confused

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    Probably so they don't have to declare the milk in the calorie content...

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    The whole nutrition facts section feels cherry picked too. Portion sizes are way too small. Every snack food ends up being 140 calories and like 27-31 grams, regardless of what it is. I wish everything was, like, per 10 grams or some other measurement from which I can extrapolate how big a piece of shit I am easily. I don't want 27 grams of cereal, I want 40 because I'm a child trapped in an adult's body, so now I gotta do the cross multiplying thing I learned when I was a kid, and I guess it's good to stay fresh, but I don't want to.

    All that being said, calorie counting apps are fantastic for anyone interested in keeping tabs on their bad habits. Not necessarily fixing them, just giving some ammo for when they're depressed and shitting all over themselves.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    just eyeball it: 27=20, so double the values... there's probably so much variance that it ends up close... but also yeah we should have some standardized serving size... I'm sure the EU has done this or something lol

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    They need to at lest count my cum calories. It not safe ergonomically if they don't and I sew

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It’s on my lap and I’m really into cereal.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    You always put the cereal bowl in the milk bowl so the cereal doesn't get soggy.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Bowlboat sailing the milky sea (12", Album, Ltd, Num)

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    The waves on the south sea of milk were choppy all month as we voyaged from the buttered bread bay to the coffee or tea isles., My cereal boat was rocked from tip to trough. Several were lost at sea, and those who remained had to contest with the unending motion sickness and repairs.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (21 children)

    Do a lot of people actually add fruit to their cereal? I only started eating more fruit once I'd replaced cereal.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    It's how the pretend it's a nutritious breakfast.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    There are plenty of great cereals. Fiber one is basically 75% of your daily fiber in 200 calories, You can find plenty of examples. I feel like nobody on the Internet understands the availability of trash does not exclude quality from being in a product space.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)

    Getting 75% of my daily fiber at breakfast and then another 75% of my daily fiber just from eating normally the rest of the day sounds like a lot. I can only see this being a good thing in like a food desert or medical situation where vegetables aren't an option.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Eat less. What an absolutely worthless statement. Get your macros whatever way you want.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Assuming you mean eat less of the cereal and not less vegetables, that is what I'm suggesting would be preferable to me, yes.

    The listed serving size is 2/3 of a cup for 65% of your daily fiber, but I think in reality most people are pouring much larger cereal bowls. I can understand why many people who try to eat healthy for the first time end up feeling sick if it's this easy to hit 40 grams of fiber just in the first meal of the day.

    I'm not saying no one should ever eat it, just that it seems impractical to me as a meal and more useful as a supplement.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I never do. I'll add it to oatmeal, but not cereal.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    In my experience most people have forgotten about hot cereals. My mom used to make Cream of Wheat all the time when I was growing up.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    When you hold the cereal bowl in your lap, but the cereal is so good you launch the bowl in the air with your ejaculate.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Today on flowerpots as cereal bowls

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (4 children)

    You don't smoke the pot butter a flower. Goes against male a raise right make the cereal ways moren ever before.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Have you recovered from that stroke yet, or should we send help?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Burgers in butt go beach upfork my dog had a gravy train now I reach yes time grades always recovered over trip city.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    We just don't see enough why the fuck picard memes these days.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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    My kids manage that at least twice a week.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Because you're supposed to pour milk first, of course. Smh

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    It could be Dulux emulsion

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  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I don't think this is exclusively an AI thing, more of a weird cereal box/marketing thing

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Hey. Don't hate until you have tried it. Maybe they're onto something?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Because you're supposed to eat the bowl, obviously. The milk is just there for the bowl to float upon.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Well I mostly eat from upsidedown bowl so some spilled milk is the least of my worry

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    They ran out of Elmer's Glue.. 🤷

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    milk and sugary crap is always wrong

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  • [+] -10 points 4 months ago (5 children)