Donald Trump positioned himself as a swimming pool expert as he touted the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovations he ordered this year, having put in “more than 100” over his career.

But after spending $14 million in taxpayer funds, the Reflecting Pool now looks arguably worse than it did before.

Aside from the bright green hue of the water — the product of what is reportedly one of the largest algae blooms in recent years — the “industrial-grade swimming pool topping” that Trump chose is already peeling off in sheets.

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[–] 136 points 4 months ago (8 children)

the Reflecting Pool now looks arguably worse than it did before.

Arguably? What a weasel word. It looks worse than it did before. There's no sane person who could argue that a massive algae bloom and paint peeling off the bottom don't make it look worse.

The Reflecting Pool now looks much much worse than it did before.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    There is beauty to be found in an algal bloom, just as there is beauty to be found in hyenas eating an antelope alive. /hj

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I think I like the other person's suggestion that it's a tag for "hand job"

    Not that it matters at all because we're just randos on lemmy but isn't this just the same thing as a /s tag? /hj

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I think it's half joking rather than completely sarcastic because I genuinely do think that you could look at a pond full of algal bloom and find beauty in it, but at the same time I would definitely agree that it's not what you want in a "reflecting pool".

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  • [–] 49 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Keep some of the paint that peels off. It'll be a good reminder of the stupidity of Trump and the American people for electing him. It's part of your history.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Sell pieces of those defective paint sheets just like trump sold little pieces of his suit. This would be a big sale deal for most just thinking individuals. Having a piece of history like that would be incredible! (Shhh...don't tell trump though).

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  • [–] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    This is my favorite Trump scandal.

    It sucks we’re blowing through cash because we have an idiot for president, but I feel okay laughing at it because it doesn’t involve bombing a school in Iran, destroying immigrant families, tanking the economy, child sexual abuse, taking rights away from minorities, or stealing elections…to name a few.

    Thank god he also wrecked a pond.

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  • [–] 44 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    This story gets more hilarious by the day lol

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago

    Money well vandalized! Lord Feltersnatch and his buddies made buck!

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  • [–] 60 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    US not being able to tame a knee-deep pool is peak empire collapse indicator.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Ok, ok, ok, people are giving the obese orange child rapist shit for this BUT let's think of it a bit differently...
    Aren't we all now, in a way, 'reflecting' about how shitty the job was? And the obvious corruption of handing out all that cash to mate who is a pool guy? And about how it is 'reflective' of the "Draining of the Swamp" the mushy brained syphilis filled realty TV 'star' would get his horde of idiots to chant?

    If we look at it this way then that pool is doing a lottttt of reflecting!!!

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    A no bid contract I would add.

    If you put down new paint, you need to clean and dry the surface. Any real contractor would know that.

    One is cdertain the contractor paid kickbacks to the administration for that contract, and that everyone is paying kickbacks for everything at this point. We have organized crime ruling the country.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    This is probably for the best. Just scrape it up and let it be.

    It acted like a natural pond. Water slowly filtered out through the granite and was replaced, filtering it, keeping it clean, but also letting it be still.

    Which. Only still water reflects.

    If you add a pool filter and circulation system (and that would be a massive, useless expense,) it won’t reflect like it was designed to do.

    This is what happens when you vote for geriatric imbeciles more concerned with grifting a nation and fucking kids than working for Americans as president.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I heard a theory that Trump literally just doesn't know what a reflecting pool is. He thinks all pools are swimming pools, so he's turning it into a swimming pool. I have no proof for this but like... it fits.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Probably due to all the caustic chemicals they dumped in it to kill the algae.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Not unbelievable that these morons didn't select a chemically resistant coating, but it's more likely this is due to bad surface prep than the hydrogen peroxide - if it was the result of the peroxide we'd be seeing far more damage than the few chunks spotted thus far. Though, time will tell on that front...

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    what a metaphor

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Like his military parade

    Like his concerts

    Like his marriages

    Like his administration

    Half-arsed shit

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    You can't make this shit up

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Drain the water and replace it with Blue Gatorade. I've seen a documentary in which this kills the plants..

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Step 1. Create a swamp Step 2. Drain the swamp

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Dang, guess they'll need another $14 mil paint job done lol

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    $25 mil.. Because he was initially trying to save tax payer money... And it's seriously an emergency now before the 4th of July... And everyone laughs at his stupidity

    Whats the worst thing of the last month.. The reflecting pool or the Iran peace deal?

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Look at those protestors flying the Algae-BT flag. I bet they're behind all of this!

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    The rational solution here is to drain off the nasty green water, replace it with peroxide, then mount a toilet puck every five feet around the rim.

    The water will be nice and blue like the water features at his favorite mini golf course, and it'll smell just like his office.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Anyone who has ever painted a boat, fountain, or pool, will tell you it is an uncle fucker to get durable results, even if you use those special marine paints.

    Dunno why they'd spend this much to apply a coating guaranteed to degrade and look like shit almost immediately.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Dunno why they’d spend this much

    ITS TO STEAL MONEY THAT'S ALL TRUMP DOES THAT'S THE ANSWER TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS HE DID IT TO STEAL MONEY IT'S VERY OBVIOUS

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  • [–] -2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Could you break down how money is stolen through a situation like this?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    I don't think they care/know much about pussy shit like planning. I think the only goal was to put that $18M into his slob friend's hands and then just say it was Obama's fault. The name of the company that did this is named Greenwater Services. This is all so stupid and wasteful and benefits nobody other than one of his thralls wiggling his eyebrows up and down.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Guys.

    Guys.

    ... It can't last FOREVER.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    History proves it can

    Reality will soon prove the same

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    They're already saying it needs protection from democrats who want to damage it

    So.. already setting up the scapegoat

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Honest questions. If he wanted it blue, why not stain the concrete? Was it cracked? Did it actually need repair?

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I thought the bottom was granite, and fairly dark so probably not able to be stained.

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    Well, it's nice to see that the American taxpayers got their money's worth for the workmanship and materials of the project.

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    The pool paint job is still going better than more than half the things the Trump administration has undertaken. That should say a lot.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    An allegory for this entire administration.

    A costly grift that paid someone a lot of money who is not an expert to do a shitty job, try to fix it the wrong way multiple times, while the whole thing falls apart and trump talks about how great a job was done.

    Apply that to everything he does except manipulate stocks.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    I bet if you got a film company who use mostly practical effects in to use the reflecting pool in their movie they would hire the right people to come in and deal with the algae and paint job and make it shine again. They would use their own money and trump would look even worse. Heck let me at it an di think i could work out what is needed with enough research and send him a bill.

    I mean, i would definitely sub contract, but it would be to experts. Not idiots.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I hope they kept the receipt, but I think pouring bleach into the pool void the warranty

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    So what? 🤷‍♂️ his birthday is over.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    This is the such an unbelievably dumb story. They've kept this reflecting pool clean for decades, but now some moron keeps skimping somewhere and nobody can figure out how to keep it clean anymore. And we are blowing through more money than previously necessary, all because some giant asshole keeps grifting the American people.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    If only there were a department to investigate waste, fraud and abuse.....

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Sounds like a bad contractor.

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