No he wasn't. Hitler lost his election, got appointed, then usurped power.

Yeah man, if there's one thing I know about voice actors, it's that they hate getting paid to read lines.

Have we considered that maybe cops just spontaneously combust sometimes?

There's a man with a gun in our face and the house is on fire. Both are very serious problems, but one is slightly more immediate.

You don't get an obesity epidemic by over-sugaring your sweets. You get an obesity epidemic by over-sugaring everything else.

The survival of American democracy depends on taxing imprisoning billionaires

Coconuts are clearly capybaras. Too bristly to be hamster. Coconut doggo.

I like doughnuts. That doesn't mean I like baking them or reading the recipe.

Surely that will calm down the protestors!

That's tteokbokki, and it's delicious.

I'm back on my shit with Stardew Valley again. Modded this time, mostly tweaks and graphics but also taking another whack at SVE.

A Democrat that doesn't immediately fold on culture war issues. "Holy shit what do we do?? We had no plan for this!"