GODDAMN WOKE PHOTOSYNTHESIS

The US is a brilliant case study of what happens when a society takes pride in being uneducated.

It's amazing since all I kept hearing for the past month as this was being done was that this does nothing to fix the underlying issues and that its just going to be the same as it was within weeks due to the heat and low water level. If anything it would be worse due to the dark paint used to absord more heat. Now were here and exactly what was predicted happened and people really blaming shit on more crazy lies lol. These people are beyond nuts.

"Democrats shit in my pants, AGAIN? Impossible!!! It had to be an inside job... These are $700 trump brand security pants with AI anti-diarrhea technology in the butt and real gold Bible verses stitched into the crotch to repel gay boners? These liberals are just too computer, someone needs to stop them from having Paramount plus subscriptions so they can't learn from the CSI"

They don't even stop and think about how utterly fucking ridiculous these accusations are. I bet you dollars to donuts that near the DC monuments there are cameras everywhere. Where's the footage of these evil Dems dumping buckets of algae in the pool? Any (reliable) eyewitness reports? Any scientists taking samples and maybe seeing if the algae was recently disturbed/transplanted?

I mean, I get it, their feelings mean more to them than facts and evidence, but c'mon, man. This is a 4th grade level critical thinking exercise.

These people are breathtakingly stupid.

Nah, you got it all wrong MAGAts; everything hates trump, even nature. The pedophile should be fuckin dead if he wasn't kept artificially alive by stupid ass doctors.

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Allow me to translate.

I'M STUPID. I'M XENOPHOBIC. I'M RACIST.

They're like a broken record playing The Traitors' best hits.

I can't wait for Trump's executive order against photosynthesis.

"Look, nobody knows plants better than me, okay? Nobody. I have the best plants, the greenest leaves, people come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say, "Sir, how do your lawns look so beautiful?" It’s true.

But then you look at what the Radical Left is doing. They’re obsessed with this thing—they call it photosynthesis. Have you heard about this? Photosynthesis. It’s a disaster. A total scam. They want you to believe that the trees, the grass, even the little weeds are just sitting there, working for free, taking the beautiful, glorious sunlight—which I’ve always said is doing a fantastic job, by the way—and turning it into energy. They say it’s "green energy." You see what they're doing there? They’re using the plants to push their Green New Deal!

And the algae. Don't get me started on the algae. I call them Sleepy Algae. They’re in the lakes, they’re in the oceans—billions and billions of them, totally unregulated. They don't pay taxes, they don't buy American-made products, and they’re out there producing oxygen. Millions of gallons of oxygen every day, totally bypassing our incredible oil refineries. It’s a disgrace.

They want to replace our beautiful, clean coal with pond scum! They really do. Fake News CNN won't report it, but the plants are working with the Democrats to undermine everything we've built. We are going to stop it, folks. We’re going to bring back real, traditional American energy, and we are going to make our gardens great again!"

Plants are woke now

I’m no expert in artificial lake management, but apparently the reason for the algae booms is leakage of the filtration piping that disperses treated water into the soil instead of allowing it to fully circulate into the pool.

The $34 million dollar Obama-era refurbishment attempted to address this with a new system fed by the Potomac river instead of the DC municipal water system, but leakages persist. Trump’s refurbishment project has not made changes to the filtration, piping, or pumping facilities which is probably why algae will continue to be a problem.

What's so stupid about this is why would a president ever have any input on something so trivial? Seriously, should he oversee the toilet paper purchasing in the capitol too?

They just say stuff. They don't care if it's true.

"Are those pool vandalizing Democrats in the room with us?"

Here's a link to the video in the tweet. https://xcancel.com/stinchfield1776/status/2065937790618022276#m

I had to watch it to see if it was satire or not. It is not. MAGA is truly this dumb.

Everyone knows the left has the power to control blue-green algea. We use it as part of our eviiiiil plan to produce oxygen and remove carbon dioxide from the air.

Is the reflection not full of chlorine to prevent this? It's a super wide, super shallow stagnant body of water.

Given that it's probably the most CCTV covered pond in the world maybe Palantir can find the dastardly scooby doo villains using tax payer's money and a rain forest of llm tokens.

God I'm just so tired of these trash people banding together and becoming a massive force for trash

Only one logical conclusion: ban photosynthesis. We should probably repeal the second law of thermodynamics while we're at it.

It's massive you'd have to dump an awful lot of stuff in there to make even the slightest bit of difference, what exactly is it that they are suggesting has happened here?

Yipee St Patrick's Day, algae fucker

These fucking nitwits will come up with any excuse for his stupidity.

I hate that I tried to click on the screenshot to play the video, despite knowing it was a screenshot. My brain is dumb.

I also added sharks

With freaking laserbeams

muhuhahahaha

Muhuhuhahahahahahahaha

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Or maybe that whole swamp thing wasn't just a metaphor.

I hope someone dumps invasive floating plants in next. Perhaps even some duckweed.

I peed in the reflection pool.

We cannot survive this

I can't help but think they could have just chlorinated the fucking water no? Turned it into a filtered pool. They did what? a multi-million dollar paintjob?

Whatever floats their boat, right?