It should be celebrated every year, like a global holiday with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, fairs, picnics, concerts, baseball games, family reunions, political speeches, and ceremonies to celebrate the day the world were no longer subject to Donald Trump and the world once again would be united and free.

I got you fam

Make sure it's not American lol

Yeah I need to put a floating holiday onto my calendar. We're getting into that "its a non-trivial statistical chance he'll die any day now" range...

I went with Jefferson's Ocean, if you're fishing for premium recommendations. I've had it only once a few years ago and it's the best bourbon I've ever had, but it's pricey.

If you're into complex, smokey scotches, I'm a big fan of Ardbeg Uigeadail. It's harsh if you don't know what to expect, but it's a top tier steak dinner in every sip if you like Lagavulin 16. Also very pricey, but a bottle literally lasts me 6-24 months because of its potency and "special" factor. I make it last.

For something half the price but still great value, I like Woodford Reserve or Four Roses Small Batch or Old Forester (especially 1920 Prohibition). Idk your budget, so absolutely no shame in celebrating within your means. But for the love of God, stay away from the travesty that is Johnny Walker red label. Utter trash, and usually around the price of Woodford anyway. You can't find decent scotch for less than $65 these days, so don't bother.

Cheers!

No need for Ai. Just "Weekend at Bernie's" him. He's always asleep anyhow.

Absolutely! Keep sending some tweets, make some slop videos of him conquering lands and peoples. Maybe even a televised press conference that only has his inner circle “live”. You could probably milk a couple of years out of AI garbage, by which time the worst sorts will have figured out their ascendency plans

They're state-wide, and I live in Texas. I don't want to bea heartless, but I super can't do anything about something 400 miles away.

And most of the time it's custody battle bullshit, or a 16yo running off with their 19yo boyfriend.

With work issuing phones and all of us with personal phones, it's a cacophony when someone gets abducted 2 days' travel away.

And the UI basically hides the message the millisecond your blurry, panicked self grabs the phone going off at 3am trying to just shut off the fucking noise and you never see the message anyway.

Bit of a failure, if you ask me.

But wouldn't it have been amazing if you'd realized they were sitting in the same row as you, trying to traffic that kid out of the country?

Yes it's annoying, and ten thousand people will only spend 5 seconds looking around them, but that's a lot of eyes, in every direction, and with no warning for them to hide.

it can be disabled on android, look under emergency broadcasts or wireless emergency alerts

The food delivery industry will be heavily strained that day

Don't feel too sorry. For most Amber alerts, the child was never in any real danger (often some custody battle thing where a parent "stole" the kid, often to try to protect them), or, by the time the alert went out, it was already too late. I went and looked it up and it's not clear if there's ever been a case where Amber alerts actually helped to save a kid. If there has been, it's extremely rare. In some ways, they actually hurt because the police get flooded with a bunch of reports that are just wrong.

You can't turn off presidential alerts on American-sold smartphones (iOS/Android)

Same. I work 11pm to 7am, I put significant effort into never leaving my house during the day because outside my house is an abundance of the 2 worst things in existence, people and the sun.

Edit: fixed a typo.

It was the BBC, the national public broadcaster. Not just some radio station.

you mean like istrumpdeadyet.com ?

Someone should. I'd love a loud notif that tells me he's croaked.

I have 80 days of paid leave here I am saving for the occasion