It does NOT come alive to hunt those it has judged.

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[–] 62 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Glad they contained it in that fence. Wouldn't want that thing on the loose.

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    Remember Jimmy Carter had to gave up his peanut farm when he became president so there would be no conflict of interest.

    Meanwhile Mr T is running sidehustles scamming his voters and cashing billions lol.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago* (10 children)

    More about this monstrosity here.

    I'm pretty sure destroying it would finally let the soul of Jimmy Carter find some rest.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    It's a secret Jimmy Carter horcrux.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Quick we need this, an unopened can of Billy Beer, his cardigan sweater, and his Habitat for Humanity hammer to bring him back!

    I just outed myself as an oldster, didn't I?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    It was built TO SUPPORT HIM!? I went in utterly convinced this was some proto-MAGA hateful bullshit. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

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    Blink twice if the Jimmy Carter peanut is making you say that.

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    Turned the tables on my son this morning by getting up first and waking him up with random bullshit. "Wake up, terrible news! They found an Earthbound enemy on the loose, and only barely managed to trap it. But it's just the beginning, Giygas has come!" And then I showed him this pic.

    If his confused grin is any indication, I've planted a seed of doubt as to who the real troublemaker in this family is.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    pretty sure that smile is reminiscent of Jimmy Carter...

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Ramshackle little fence cage just adds to its…charm.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Wowza, that is simultaneously hilarious and creepy as hell.

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    This pleases the nut.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Thats the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.

    Reminds me of the video for Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Reminds me of Ursula Vernon's "Biting Pear of Salamanca", sometimes also known as the "LOL WUT" meme.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    New horror game idea.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Need some googly eye.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    It does NOT come alive to hunt those it has judged.

    Oh Yeah? Explain why the fence is all fucked up. That fence was a pitiful attempt to cage The Peanut.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    This became popular when Jimmy Carter was President.

    There were also smiling peanut toys, as a kid I inherited my own smiling peanut that I would walk around with, I loved him.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Omg, its beautiful.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Thats some SCP shit right there.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Jar Jar Peanutbutter

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    In Soviet Russia, peanut eats you!

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I'd watch that movie.

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    Fuckin Earthbound enemies should all be trapped inside hilariously tiny fences.

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    Bonus for the small fence around it which is almost collapsing.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I'm going to be disappointed if nobody has written an SCP about it

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    That’s the second strangest butt plug I’ve seen.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    And should the worst thing happen, somebody had the prudence to put up an insurmountable fence around it.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Imagine driving along and butt ass nowhere Georgia and then suddenly this motherfucker's there laughing at you.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Looks like something from The Maxx.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Yeah I know they carved out in like seven or eight thirty foot tall odd peanuts of granite and eight different languages some half assed culty business about What Yoshi Did

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Weird Dreams ass shit

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