It does NOT come alive to hunt those it has judged.

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[–] 25 points 5 months ago* (10 children)

More about this monstrosity here.

I'm pretty sure destroying it would finally let the soul of Jimmy Carter find some rest.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    It's a secret Jimmy Carter horcrux.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Quick we need this, an unopened can of Billy Beer, his cardigan sweater, and his Habitat for Humanity hammer to bring him back!

    I just outed myself as an oldster, didn't I?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    It was built TO SUPPORT HIM!? I went in utterly convinced this was some proto-MAGA hateful bullshit. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Blink twice if the Jimmy Carter peanut is making you say that.

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