i thought it was ships falling off the exploding flat earth's edge

I would also accept sharks with frickin laser beams

Clears throat

We gather here today on the 250th anniversary of "Cakeday"

..As some of you may have read in the history pads, "cake day" was a day on which signaled the end of "The Trumpish Cuckholding of The Empty Minds & Weak Voiced".

It was the day a piece of human shit choked on cake/ a day of remorse for Karen & Kid Rock.

The following days were brutal. Lots of slack-jawed pound folks riding on lawnmowers with commemorative plates & cups & flags. xxxl T-shirts were sold in record numbers. The water smelled like cholesterol.

Somehow, the brass lamp remained.

My brass lamp.

A lamp full of stories.

For more, please throw coin on ground.

They can’t even enjoy what they have.

It's worse than that. Many do enjoy what they have. They are extremely happy and simply don't care.

Bold of you to assume that any of "them" are actually "there" to see each other. The people that own these are "too busy" to sail there and then out. These ships are manned by staff who bring them here and then wait for the .01% to fly in, spend a few hours and then fly out.

Even better, is that I am willing to bet that more than a few are there to hold their positions, so they don't get pushed back next year, but won't be there this year at all. In fact I guarantee that at least a few are there to piss off someone else who is farther away, but can't get closer because the other ship is there.

I mean let's be serious, do you really think that the type of person who spends this kind of money on something is going to sleep somewhere that someone in a speed boat could get close enough to cause noise or even a minor bobbing of the ship any time of day, much less in the middle of the night?

That's how they get stuck in the money game. They are incapable of being happy or content. They exist to serve The Hunger

You’re more right than you may realize.

After 9/11 one of the very first things the current president remarked upon is that his building was now “the tallest” [not even true] in NYC.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-911-building-lie_n_57d8017be4b0fbd4b7bb6182

Fuckin 25 years ago this mf was spouting off blatant prime time TV lies.

If you’re referring to the direction each boat is facing, this is just because they are anchored and there is wind and current in the water. If you watch a time lapse of boats parked in a bay, you will see they all eerily move synchronously over time.

It really is. It really, really is..

See Moe (Maureen) Tcacik’s latest piece in The Nation, Larry Summers, We Knew Ye Too Well

Or alternatively listen to the Jeffrey Epstein, the Russian Mob, & the Hidden Assets of the Maxwells (w/ Moe Tkacik) | The Chris Hedges Report episode of The Chris Hedges podcast

Edit: you can also watch the above podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JNkIusoUAo

It's not even that. It's "I have so much cake that I can literally never eat it all, even if I live ten thousand years. I need more and those peasants are keeping me from it"

"a certain number of peasants must starve in order to motivate my cake baker to maximum productivity"

I wonder how human trafficking numbers look when a lot of these are in port.

Maybe if we get a ball of highly unstable material and quickly force additional atoms towards it

All it takes is a few minutes and an rpg

according to the Wikipedia page, only 13 problems could be solved.

A total of 13[35] heavyweight torpedoes of type DM2A4 Seehecht can be carried.

Unfortunately I see a lot more boats than that.

Probably easier to just use a small fleet of torpedo speed boats since its way cheaper and esch one can carry 4 torps.

A few maiale marino would be cheaper and just as effective

A thousand words?

The best I can do is a few hundred drones.

As a sailor, it bugs me when I hear this sentiment. Orcas can't do anything to mega-yachts. The billiionaires are completely unaffected. The boats that they attack and damage are the sailboats in the 35 to 50-foot range, that is, the kind of boats that I might be able to buy, if I were motivated enough. (Like, $200,000, rather than $250,000,000.)

Orcas wouldn't do anything to those yachts... If they went swimming / fell overboard then yeah.

“Okay, but hear me out! What about…”

Nope. No.

No.

Hear me out. We sacrifice those who call themselves the best of our humanity to Dagon, the Father of the Deep Ones?

Orca's would do little against yachts of this size I'm afraid. Torpedoes on the other hand...

We must sterilize the oceans.

Jacobin magazine isn't the same as the French revolution Jacobins.

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