Clears throat

We gather here today on the 250th anniversary of "Cakeday"

..As some of you may have read in the history pads, "cake day" was a day on which signaled the end of "The Trumpish Cuckholding of The Empty Minds & Weak Voiced".

It was the day a piece of human shit choked on cake/ a day of remorse for Karen & Kid Rock.

The following days were brutal. Lots of slack-jawed pound folks riding on lawnmowers with commemorative plates & cups & flags. xxxl T-shirts were sold in record numbers. The water smelled like cholesterol.

Somehow, the brass lamp remained.

My brass lamp.

A lamp full of stories.

For more, please throw coin on ground.