counting your mom?

1

Also I am one of the few who didn’t fuck OPs mom.

About 6-7

Zero. One of the easy ways to get wizard powers without being a racist.

By some miracle, more than zero.

I lost count. I'm on Grindr at least once a week and almost never hook up with the same people twice.

Is it bad if I say I don't remember?

Why do you ask?

Zero

Just don't have the drive. Perfectly happy with not bothering with the social dynamics required to flirt / commit etc. I don't have much need to have a partner either short term or long term.

No idea if I'm just weird or if it's a somewhat common thing for some people.

Zero. I'm over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.

(Those things are only marginally related)

9? I feel like there's one or two I'm not thinking of.

Edit: There were. So 11.

I've never actually tried to count before, I've always felt like i'd been with fewer partners than most others. I guess not.

I've never really gone looking for one time things though, so even though I started at 13, it took twenty years to get to 11 people.

Edit again: 13. Can't remember shit anymore.

One and still with them :D though i'm far from puritan and really into sexual freedom, in some way i'm weirdly proud of or attached to that.

none, and i have no particular desire to have one.

2 so far, hopefully 3 soon should todays date go well!

26 if I include your mom

Low 3 digits, lost count years ago.

So far, I have only had one sexual partner. Thank you for asking, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

I realized the other day that I don't have a solid count. A friend of mine revealed they have a document with a line item for everyone they've slept with and a brief summary.

I'd guess it could reasonably round to 100, though.

Just one 🤷 I've always been picky, so anyone who'd get that far would be someone I could see working out long-term. We're in our 7th year together now.

Just the number of upvotes I have.

Maybe a hundred by now, lost count. My wife has hundreds more than me, and we keep increasing our numbers together, so to speak. God I love my wife and I love my life.

Wife an I love to regularly go to sex clubs, we have regular partners we play with a lot, and we both give eachother the freedom that if we have an opportunity to have sex while the other isn't there, take it. We both simply love sex and we're super open and honest and respectful about our wants, needs, and desires

About 6 iirc. It's been a long time since I started that count, and that wasn't too early in my life.

I think you get to increase that number a lot either in your 20ies or above your 50ies, depending on how your middle age goes and your teen age went.... If you got divorced or widowed and or if your character.

Currently on track not to increase that number in my life.

This thread reminded me of Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results: https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg

BurgerBaron, 5. hangs up

Lost count but I'm confident it's somewhere between zero and 23423431.

I'm pretty sure all of them were sexual. I however, am not.

2 .. unless you let me count my hands

It depends on what you count

a virgin at 21, a 29 year relationship and then approx 15 in 8 years

2. Thanks everyone, for the very entertaining lunch break read!

12. But it feels really weird that someone I slept with hundreds of times, often in sessions of 40 minutes to two hours would count the same towards that number as someone who I slept with once for 15 minutes.

Of the 12, 4 were a single time, 1 was a few times and the rest were over a year of sleeping together, usually 2 or 3.

For what it's worth the sex was only physically pleasurable in the long term deals for me.

3

I'd guess a few hundred if we count airport hookups and the like. There was this period where I was doing three return flights a week and rarely missed a hook-up. Also, staying overnight in foreign city.

Also: don't bother with the mile high club. Even the first class toilets on long-hauls don't have room.

0

1 Life fucks you without consent

These answers are wild, didn't know lemmings were such dirty dogs (in a good way <3)

Being the awkward socially disabled neuromasala dude that I am, I count myself lucky to have even met my wife and had the guts to say "hello" when we finally met face to face after 5 months of texting. I absolutely can't fathom hooking up with someone I barely know, and here y'all are going "oh I lost count", "low 3 digits", "are we counting orgies..?"

I think 9, of them one was a one-night stand and the rest I dated for a while

I am not sure. Older and experienced, though. A few before my first monogamous run with my ex, that lasted about 20 years, then a few more, then my husband & I did some swinging, and have settled down to just us for about 8 years. But every day, it's nice.

Who's counting? Hundreds.

Trick question. Everyone on the Internet is a nerdy virgin waiting for Mom to bring us pizza rolls.

Between 20 & 30. I think around 25. Definitely not more than 30.
I’m ugly so I can’t complain.

Just two.

Does foot stuff count??

It really depends on how you define a sexual partner. Between 6 and many dozens?

This reminds me of that scene from the OG Clerks lol

Somewhere between 0 and 0

If I only count the people who treated me with respect, cared for my safety and stopped when caused pain, I'd say.. one.

Truly lost count. Not that many. A handful in my twenties but I’m not positive of the exact number. They were either not that memorable one time things, or 2-3 year relationships.

1

Never could figure out what the difference is supposed to be between different holes. So every hole was a goal, took the first one, got her pregnant after a while and married her.

About 20.

More if you include oral, manual, and the like.

I think it's 5. I might have forgotten one or two, but it's near there.

Not a single.