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[–] 29 points 5 months ago (4 children)

A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I mean I definitely think it'd hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.

    My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly heavily temporal. I don't think, for example, that Spider-Man is constantly tingling over the eventual chronic illness he's going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.

    By the time his spider sense is going off, you're minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    I'm blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    N-Villany!

    But now, he nerd-snipped Spider-Man, he changed the outcome of the experiment by explaining it. Green Goblin didn't even see any need to intervene, he's only trolling.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    That's less of a poof and more of a crunch.

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