Go get the leaf, grandma and your uncles are coming.

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[–] 18 points 5 months ago

Not only did we have this table, my parents donated it to our first college apartment, and then I dragged that stupid thing around for ten years until my father was like "oh you still have this thing."

Yeah I thought it was like some heirloom, but apparently it was actually something they bought from a yard sale when they first got married and kind of hated for 18 years.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    Not even close to most uncomfortable.

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  • [–] 50 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

    The "absolutely nobody" meme was originally supposed to highlight somebody making an argument for something that obviously nobody had ever felt the need to argue against.

    It was usually a very obscure argument about something that nobody else had ever thought about, or the visual version where someone created something that didn't need to be created, or it could be an argument about something that is so obviously true that it is obvious that nobody would ever try arguing against it... And that's it. It doesn't really have any use outside of those two narrow areas.

    It barely made sense as a meme in the first place and of course, it was immediately misused by the vast majority of people who used it and just mindlessly tacked it onto anything because it was the popular meme at the time. I was so happy when people stopped using it.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    It's completely useless AND nonsensical. If nobody said nothing, then everybody said something.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    You're technically right, which as we all know, is the best kind of right.

    I do think that most people's brains gloss right over the logical contradiction and act as if it said that nobody said "anything" rather than "nothing."

    But that is not what the meme actually says. Now that you've pointed it out, it's obviously wrong.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago*

    It always makes me think of black folks telling funny stories, like:

    "Everybody was minding their business, ain't nobody said shit. This fool walks in with a whole ass baked potato in his mouth like it's normal..."

    So I enjoy the memes from that angle, even if they're not coming from the original intent.

    That said, even that angle doesn't make this one work.

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    [–] 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    not cool until you sit at this table eating your cornflakes with added nicotine.

    1000004053

    the chairs were really comfy, but held onto any grease from the kitchen.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    oh i remember those chairs. yeah, metal and cushioned. loved them but if vinyl gets a tear, there goes your denim.

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    [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    I have this table now.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Omfg we had the same chairs with it too? What is life

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Nonono, it's fine, see we've bought these half-inch thick cushions with quilt effect that have these little string on them that tie onto the backrest, so stop complaining and eat the Grey Meat and with Beige Vegetables your Grandma spent all day making somehow.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Isn't this incorrect use of the "nobody-meme"? Also can't remember seeing any such table in any home during my childhood and I'm a 90's kid

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (10 children)

    absolutely nobody had this table?

    Edit: ITT: reading comprehension

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Midwest United States, my family absolutely had this table when I was a kid.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago*

    I can think of four separate friends in the US that had or have this table - I'd never realized it before this post but yeah super common. Maybe it's a regional thing? Though I saw it growing up in the mid-east too so IDK. Global furniture distribution: how does it work? Seriously, an industry I have no ideas about...

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Nobody absolutely nobody that one kitchen table everyone had growing up

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    That table is the best table you'll ever get. Will last for a very long time so long as it wasn't made after maybe the 80s or 90s. So long as you ain't doing anything rough on it, it will last a lifetime.

    Though, growing up, we had nicer wood back chairs. I never had problems with them. Worst problem I had was always being the one who had to take a seat that was up against a wall, so I had to slide in and didn't have a lot of room to adjust where my chair was, besides maybe moving a little to the right.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    My family had this exact set, but I do remember the seats having fabric cushions you tied to the back so you weren't sitting directly on wood.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    You guys didn't have pillows on your chairs?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    My family got this set off craigslist to replace an objectively better dining table set that just needed to be refinished. Tried using cushions with them, but they were still a bit uncomfortable.

    Saying that, the OP set would unfortunately be quite the upgrade compared to all the MDF and engineered wood that's so common nowadays :(

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    I have this table now.

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    The soviet equivalent, AKA the Fingercrusher. Fuck that thing

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Those chairs are very comfortable.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I present you the German equivalent, the coffee table named Fliesentisch

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    In India, we ate on the bed.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I have those chairs now, table is different.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    We have a bigger version of this downstairs right now

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Quality table and chairs are timeless

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    laughs in Dr. Glob by Philippe Starck chair

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    My ex and I had this table set in our first place. Except it had 2 chairs and a bench, which had 2 of those chair backs on it. I hated that fucking thing.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Uncomfortable? You're supposed to put cushions on those chairs, you silly person. :P

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Still sitting in Dad's kitchen.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    my table is just solid round no leaf and those chairs are black steel backed

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    table is ok. agree about the chairs and how often they need to be repaired. these chairs make my butt hurt. literally and figuratively

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  • We have 2 of these chairs in our dining room. I'm rather offended.

    Oh, actually they don't have that design on their legs and they are dark wood.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    I'm fairly certain this is a stock photo of my actual dining set.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Lol, you can still buy this dining set brand new. Multiple companies made pedestal dining sets (like broyhill and thomasville) that were decent quality:price, which is probably why they were so common.

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