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[–] 162 points 5 months ago (9 children)

For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.

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  • [–] 44 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    you can do so much more with tongues

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  • [–] 107 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    What a fascinating combination of posts

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  • [+] -16 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Dude should be solidary to his wife and stop jerking

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    When she suffers, so should he? What?

    I'm sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.

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  • [+] -13 points 5 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    Life isn't fair. Get used to it.

    Instead of making everyone equally miserable, here's another suggestion: The father can now use his increased capacity to take away as much of the mother's stress as he can. Seems like a much more reasonable solution to me than unnecessarily increasing stress levels of the father.

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  • [–] 182 points 5 months ago (5 children)
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    Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.

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  • [–] 62 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.

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    Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.

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  • [–] 49 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    Tony does not understand vaginas.

    Don't be like Tony.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    ✨ Abracadussy, you're now a pussy! ✨

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    Are you trying to steal @Kolanaki@pawb.social 's niche, or are you his alt?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Is this how you find out there's a whole community of furries and I'm not the only one? 🤔

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    so when I say "go fuck yourself" it's really just wishful thinking on my end.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Nah nah. When they say "go fuck yourself" and you reply "too late", drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.

    Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don't take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all... But that's their problem now.

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  • [–] 64 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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    Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.

    I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago

    Well you see, when a person gets very lonely...

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    For post stamps, obviously.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago

    Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Bidets are about to see a new evolution.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    LIVE HOMO ERECTUS REACTION

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    Those of us that know, know

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    I can't wait to buy my anime waifu bot.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Blowjob and pussy licking.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    God damn it Tony.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Hopefully they have no teeth

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Lick your elbow?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    It's to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    women would probably love it

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    How much time ya got, buddy?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago*

    Oh no reason. I just want a few of them ok

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Who's gonna tell him?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago*

    To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

    “I have no teeth, yet I must bite.” — the robot, probably

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    No more bidets.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    For experiments

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Probably said the same thing about the Walkman…

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.

    Of course, they're also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    IMHO access to sex isn't a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they'll have more sex if they don't have kids. The desire for sex isn't the same as the desire to reproduce.

    The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Bend over and I'll show you

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago*

    Couple with the Pink Trombone

    https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

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