For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
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Dude should be solidary to his wife and stop jerking
When she suffers, so should he? What?
I'm sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
Yeah well its only fair
Not a good mindset
Life isn't fair. Get used to it.
Instead of making everyone equally miserable, here's another suggestion: The father can now use his increased capacity to take away as much of the mother's stress as he can. Seems like a much more reasonable solution to me than unnecessarily increasing stress levels of the father.
Women can still masturbate after giving birth you weirdo. You just shouldn't have penetrative sex for a few weeks.
Tony is a dumbass
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
Come to daddy
Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don't be like Tony.
be a vagina
I'm trying!!!
✨ Abracadussy, you're now a pussy! ✨
Are you trying to steal @Kolanaki@pawb.social 's niche, or are you his alt?
Is this how you find out there's a whole community of furries and I'm not the only one? 🤔
No, I iust thought you were the only sarcastic furry on Earth, apparently.
I'm very "intimately" familiar with furries.
so when I say "go fuck yourself" it's really just wishful thinking on my end.
Nah nah. When they say "go fuck yourself" and you reply "too late", drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don't take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all... But that's their problem now.
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
The Ruined Orgasm machine
Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
so if you refuse to pay does it keep you gooning for the rest of eternity
For post stamps, obviously.
Tony, you know why.
Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
LIVE HOMO ERECTUS REACTION

Blowjob and pussy licking.
Hopefully they have no teeth
It's to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
“I have no teeth, yet I must bite.” — the robot, probably
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they're also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
Axlotl Tanks of course.
IMHO access to sex isn't a good way to encourage/discourage birth rate. Modern people are aware that they'll have more sex if they don't have kids. The desire for sex isn't the same as the desire to reproduce.
The problem is solved by addressing its root causes.




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