i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it's just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can't be covered, or blah blah. don't knock lawn couch til you've tried lawn couch. i mean it's still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it's still pretty nice.

i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it's like a cushion roofie.

more like having the OG dr.phil's guest bum fight on your lawn.

and the east wing, destroyed the east wing to distract from epstein files.

That's exactly what my son said when i showed him this picture...

adderall too.

Sad that he will not be alive to see it

Let's be honest, the next president would just say oh what can you do and continue to use the data center they're building underneath for monitoring civilians. Much like how nothing changed after Snowden

They'll just say it's helping them with national security threats

Let undocumented immigrants earn citizenship by contributing 100 hours labor to dismantling anything he did. It would all be down in no time. Of course, that's assuming he ever actually builds anything, which is pretty bold.

I'd change the punchline to "Including young girls' *childhood". Although I agree that is a bit cumbersome, still. Might need a larger refactor if we want to preserve the specific wording that Donald Trump touches young girls.

Not calling you out, but highlighting diction. In any case, the original sends the impression that sexual assault diminishes the victim in some capacity, which is not a very prosocial spin.

Don't let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.

He’s a “white male,” and he benefits from “failing up.” It’s ridiculous.

They love their symbolism. He's here to destroy America.

Unfortunately hunting the uruks down afterward will be difficult as they'll just take off their hats and claim they never liked Saruman.

what do you know thiels Palantir will be surveilling the area.

Dildos work and provide pleasure.

Donald Trump golfs and rapes children.

Our first AI president

Dana white will try to make this a ppv.

This actually hurts my heatt

Jesse Pinkman was a character from Breaking Bad, who was involved with the main character cooking meth and being involved in various crimes and drug deals.