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[–] 76 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Thayer Amendment - 1866:

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Can-a-Living-Person-Appear-on-US-Currency

"The Thayer Amendment: This 1866 law prohibited the use of the image of any living person on “the bonds, securities, notes, or postal currency of the United States.” It was an outgrowth of a silly act of vanity committed by Treasury Department official Spencer Clark, who decided to put himself on banknotes intended to honor explorer William Clark, of Lewis and Clark fame. The congressional bill authorizing the creation of the note only specified that it should honor “Clark,” and so Spencer Clark decided to memorialize himself."

I didn't know the history on that, that's hilarious that it was passed as a "fuck you, in particular!" for one guy!

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  • [–] [S] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    silly act of vanity

    That's basically everything in PEDOnald's two failed terms.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    The thing with laws is that Congress can always change them by passing another law....

    ... but from what I've read, the current text of Joe Wilson's bill carves out an exception for "living and former Presidents". So, if this passes, we may get our Obama $420 bill someday....

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Can’t be on currency? Put yourself on a non-circulating “commemorative” bill “for collectors” and sell them. Problem solved. Anyone want to take bets that this is what will happen?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I cannot help but wonder how the target demo for velvet paintings of Jesus and Elvis vs. that for bullshit commemorative coins sold that have "easy" installment payments vs. the demo that would snap up these (whether they are legal tender or what you propose may happen) would all stack up on a Venn diagram....

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 5 months ago

    I've already seen anti-Pumkinhead things on currency, this bill is going to be the most defaced currency ever.

    Also, Bessent is such a useless suck-up.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Bessent looks like Jim Carrey playing a cartoonishly over-the-top villain.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Bessent always reminds me of that SNL character that Wil Ferrell played - Harry Caray.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    It’s quite untoward to have a pedophile’s visage on any of our currency.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    And certainly you can trust the word of a grossly unqualified sycophant.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Isn't a person supposed to be dead first before we put their face on currency? I think the people advocating for this must be wanting it to be true! And wouldn't that be considered a threat to our lovely dearest Sir, King Pedo?

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    $250 that's a weird denomination. How about the Epstein files?

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I look at this guy and clearly see someone with a crazy submissive kink, something really degrading.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Is there something wrong with that?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    There's only something wrong with it if you think there's something wrong with it. It's like being gay, but a homophobe. It's wrong to make other people suffer because you can't deal with your own issues, or to make others suffer but you still get to enjoy the lifestyle they want.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I don't know why they keep using the idiotic looking down portrait of him for everything. He looks so insecure, like he's trying to be tough and failing.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    $250? Seems a weird denomination. Why not the $47 bill? I'd bet most Americans could scrape together $47 and frame it over their microwave oven. But $250? That's a lot of dough.

    Does he know he doesn't get royalties? Or does he? Is there a bill in the works I haven't heard about?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 5 months ago

    Oh, if you mean PEDOnald, he and his crime family are trying to set up themselves to be bankers to the world via their cryptoschemes and rake in untold sums as a consequence.

    Royalties on a denomination no one but his idiotic mouthbreathing cult wants would be chump change in comparison...

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  • [+] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    The PEDOllar bill

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Bessent just looks so much like a bad parody of a guy you want to punch in the face.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Firstively no other person in US history got to choose which portrait of theirs went on our money.

    And secondish the jokes on him because I'll never see it because I never have that much cash anyways.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Jokes on us because with his inflation, soon we will all be using those to buy a loaf of bread.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago*

    Honestly if inflation gets that bad then between forcibly stagnant wages and everything else going on there's a non-zero chance we won't see that. Because the economy will probably be collapsed or we will be trading around literal food stamps issued by the states and largely given out to CCC like organizations. Y'know assuming we don't just see everything implode like with the Late Bronze Age collapse, after all trade is a lifeblood to all and a certain orange dipshit is pissing into an open bleeding wound.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Bessent: Nothing 'untoward' about fellating Trump

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Is that brown lipstick Bessent is wearing?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Who carries $250 in cash?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    It’ll be the pedo bill.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I've already vowed not to accept any currency with his signature on it. Putting his mug shot on it will only make that easier.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Cool, but no thanks.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    He looks like Stephen King's evil brother.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    My prediction: It'll become the most used bill for fraud, drugs and money laundering!

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago

    Not a coincidence this is the hourly rate for teen hookers?

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