"PAY YOUR GODDAMN POWER BILL, CHUCKLEFUCK!"
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I just watched a political thriller that had plenty of violent reminders.
I doubt you want that.
Gentle reminders at my work the past months: sign this company policy change that unilaterally changed your benefits with no upside for you, please. (Or you will be in trouble)
Mafia and dealers only work in violent reminders.
Kneecaps. Fingers. Finger nails. Knife to the nostril. Lots of options.
Along those lines: If somebody sends a "friendly reminder," you know that they had the unfriendly kind in mind. Otherwise, they'd just send a reminder.
Tax is a gentle reminder. or should be. The alternative includes blades and baskets. The 1% should remember this.
My pet peeve is getting a ”gentle reminder” about some completely new information.
I sent a coworker a "friendly reminder ... fore some issue..., now don't forget, lest I will have to give you unfriendly reminders as well".
I had the pleasure of giving him an unfriendly reminder later (for something else), where I threatened to tell his mom.
Violent reminders do exist. They're called "spanking"
Well yeah, you can say things like "the eruption was a harsh reminder of the dangers of living next to a volcano"
Sam Kinison was the violent reminder. Nobody could do it as well as he did so we don't use it anymore.

I found out what a violent reminder looks like.
Trust me, people's lives ain't shit. You can be unpersoned really quickly if you blab im the wrong place.


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