Chaotic Bastard is exactly right. Everyone thinks its geese or swans, and although they are truly bastards, roosters are raving rage filled lunatics.
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Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they're not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
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True stupid :D I love sheep! Their simplicity enchants me.
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I may be lawful stupid, but I'm a good boy, goddamnit.
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This is waay too fucking perfect.
I've not owned a farm, but I grew around county fairs and often visited and helped out at horse stables or local / friend's farms or ranches or what not.
The only change I could possibly suggest is that somehow a horse needs to be 'big chaotic stupid', but i know that breaks the system, but goddamnit horses are fucking stupid.
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I would argue the horses not being sorted in the "stupid" row...
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Seems about right, though I'd note that if you have geese, the rooster doesn't even begin to compare for chaotic bastard.
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I have called my cat all of these at various times. Wonderful.
Haven't spent much time with cattle huh. Idk if any animal fits the lawful big square.
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Chaotic Big should be a donkey
Prepotente, Donut, and Penelope are all appalled
Ok but how do they taste on a sandwich?
A human family .... in this case the farmers family ... would also fit in all those categories
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