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[–] 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Geese can't cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    "What I remember is the goose giving me the evil eye and then the goose wrapping its wings around my head, and I can't see and I hear myself screaming," she said.

    Surman spent five days in hospital after suffering a concussion, fractured cheekbone, face lacerations including a scar under her eyebrow and loose teeth.

    She credits wearing a bike helmet and sunglasses with preventing more serious injuries.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/goose-attack-leaves-ottawa-cyclist-shaken-and-scarred-1.2686751

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    My ass and legs disagree after a gander latched on to my ass and beat me with his wings when I was a kid on the ranch.

    Next time he came at me, I had a baseball bat. Roasted gander for dinner.

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