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[–] 112 points 5 months ago (14 children)

I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say "Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!!! This is all wrong! Copper pipes aren't meant to be an asthetic! Why are there so many stupidly designed pipes??? And what the hell are you doing to that wrench???? Nooooo, none of this adds up! This isn't real! This has to be a simulation! I'm living in a simulation! A poorly made simulation!"

Then he takes out a gun to kill himself, but it morphs into several tangled copper pipes vaguely resembling a gun and shoots out water.

"THATS NOT HOW PIPES WORK!!! IT'S NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING!!! WHERE'S THE WATER SOURCE???"

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  • [–] 76 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    love the pipe connecting the two corners of the sink, that's very useful

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    Was going to mention how my company did a stupid powerpoint slide and filled it with computer generated graphics, and it struck me that the only thing I remember from this presentation is how dumb the graphics were.

    You had these melty corporate "people" working on laptops with screens on the wrong side, and that's all I remember; how fucking ugly and shitty it all looked, and how annoyed I was at the waste of time. I don't recall the subject matter at all.

    It felt like, if they can't be bothered to put together a proper presentation, and instead just fill it with ugly computer generated bullshit, then why should I put effort into taking that in? My take-away from the entire thing is that I miss clip art. Which is funny because clip art makes everything shit.

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    [+] 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Does anyone have the phone number for this company? I was hoping to find someone to install a sink in my driveway.

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  • [–] 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    If we ever get sanity back in this country, can we ban the government from making faux-Soviet propaganda posters with AI?

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  • [–] 43 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    What the fuck did they do to that sink?

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  • [–] 42 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    What they can't even use the good image generators? They gotta use this GPT3 bullshit with the pipes all nonsensical?

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    They are actually stealing all the copper to pay for meth

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  • [–] 35 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    guess being an artist or photographer isn't a skill that pays off

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  • [–] 32 points 5 months ago

    INSUFFICIENT PATRIOTISM DETECTED. GENERATE ADDITIONAL AMERICAN FLAGS.

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  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    Can’t even get the flag right.

    when the flag patch is worn on the right sleeve, it appears reversed so that the blue union (the stars) faces forward.

    What the fuck kinda tool is she supposedly using?

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  • [–] 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    So they have to use an AI to get a picture of a damn sink???

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    "You see the problem here is that there's just far too many pipes. You brought your good tools, right?"

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    "Conventional methods won't be enough here. Time to unveil the new experimental tool"

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure a pipe wrench isn't supposed to be a wrench made of pipes.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago

    Always disappointed, never surprised.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)
    • plumbing is not on the front of a sink (obviously)
    • why the fuck would he need a pipe wrench that big when all of the pipes in the view appear to be soldered copper?
    • what tool is she actually using?
    • what purpose would the wrench on her right hip serve in a closed loop system like this?
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  • [+] 19 points 5 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I'm sorry for what happened to your sink.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    ...Nnnot that I want to defend the Soviet Union, but their propaganda poster artists did stuff just like this, except they didn't put absolutely cursed piping things in the illustrations, and this despite the fact the artists were probably hella drunk or something.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    Ummm, I'm not sure about those pipes...

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Where's the front tire guys? WHERE IS IT?!?!

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    Oh god.....I know I commented earlier on this thread, but I didn't notice the toolbelt! The wrench is only half a wrench!!!

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    What the hell is a van doing in the loo, anyway?

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    “See that over there? It’s the end of America.”

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    Billionaires: "The best thing we can do for you is to have you manage our flow of shit and piss."

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Slopportunity knocks

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The pipes and tools are crazy, but I also think we've got some sort of half-hover van in the back? I swear there's a wheel missing, and I don't think the frame is square / straight / structurally sound.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    And not a bucket of steam or left handed hammer in sight.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    Yet no skills went into making this poster. No real artist. No real actors. No real plumbers. No real photographer. They say they care about skills but show that they don't.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    "See that guy over there, he knows what he's doing. Fuck if I know what we're building. Anyway... your tool looks cooler than mine, can I try it?"

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

    You would think a federal department would at least check to make sure the flag patch isn't on backwards. The blue field should be leading in the direction of forward movement, dipshits.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    americans are obsessed with their nazi rag.
    Have to slap it on everything.
    Imagine not having one on your plumber uniform or karate kimono.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I've seen it either way. That's the least problematic part of this whole thing.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    It's in the actual Flag Code, which the federal government should care about. A lot of pop-culture gets it wrong because it looks bad to people that don't really know any better. Of course that's why the AI got it wrong, because it was trained on TV shows instead of the actual regs.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    I actually can't find anything in the flag code about that. I find a lot of other organizations citing the flag code, and purporting that same point though.

    I'm in the military. In the uniform regs it dictates what you're saying. But that's not the flag code.

    This doesn't look like it's depicting the military though... Also, pop culture influence doesn't make it a bad thing IMO. Being lazy and avoiding paying artists to produce slop is. Especially when this is supposedly the party of "hard work" and "bootstraps"

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    That poster is shit.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Not shown: the invasive government-mandated genital inspections these slop-generated plumbers had to undergo before they were allowed in the same slop-generated bathroom together.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Ironically exactly what trump is doing to the government and the right wing to education.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    what's wrong with her hands

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER HANDS

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