Somebody better call Kevin Bacon!

Now, I'm super curious how the phone flash is red. 😶

What

And then the oral sex.

Did they leave the beacon on again, which just happens to be cross shaped?

A little bit of peril is good for you.

The tricky part is: getting bit only once and making it out in one piece instead of being a snack. Or, no, wait - was that werewolves? I forget.

Eh. Maybe if it was purple loot.

There's a night club Detroit that was a church, then abandoned, and then an illegal rave hotspot (late-90s) before it went legit before the cops could have it torn down — and they really leaned into the "desecration of hallowed ground" thing during the latter two versions. (Henry Rollins even complimented them to that end during one of his storytelling events there ['99, IIRC?])

FWIW: in the US, churches & related buildings are NOT subject to building codes & similar safety regulations, so DO NOT BUY/RENT them without thoroughly inspecting the structure, documented history, and fine print!! 🤢🥲 "Insurance" will not save you or your money — as if it would anyway, in this era. 🤌🏼

There's a light burning in the fireplace.

There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

What's he building in there?

Take off your pants first and slam open the door when you enter. That removes you from the horror genre.

You're saying those are the Corolla's brake lights inside?

Sorry, I'm just now seeing that you beat me to it by a couple hours. 😜 Here's my favorite version of that song. (a travesty that it's not available as a standalone track, IMHO)

No one's too old to hate-fuck a priest. 🤷🏼‍♂️