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[–] 128 points 6 months ago (25 children)

No way some tattooer wouldn't have caught this unless they're somehow just as dyslexic... Seems fake

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  • [–] 154 points 6 months ago (16 children)
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  • [–] 58 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    The Sun is trash. They will straight up lie to post stories like this and they thrive on people sharing them on social media. Same with Daily Mail and other British rags. It is a very successful tactic. These stories seem to get a lot of mileage online.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Didn't open it huh. They show L and R correctly. Some memer is the one that swapped them.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I still feel like it's kind of mean for the Sun to post this?

    What if a future potential employer goes and Google's her full name and finds it in the article saying "this person literally cannot tell the difference between left and right"

    Why did they do that?

    i literally don't know, I just saw her name while looking for the photo, I can't be arsed to read all that because I'm higher than midair kangaroo backflip pussy

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (5 children)
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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Wouldn't the letters be backwards then? Or the watch on the other wrist? I feel more like "photoshopped" to be swapped

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  • [–] 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Them: just make an L with your fingers for left

    Me as a kid: shit... Why can't I remember which way L faces!?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    If I need to write certain single capital letters for labeling purposes there's like a 30% chance I need to look up which way the letter faces because both ways feel correct to me.

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  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago*
    [–] 33 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    just make em a little thicker and it can be port and starboard XymBVbCXkA22HiW.jpg

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Nah, all need to do for that is remember the port and left are both four letter words.

    Front = Bow, fore

    Back = Stern, aft

    If you don't get it right, I'll throw your ass out the little round window on the side!

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Why do we need a different word for left and right when we ready have the words left and right?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Because port/starboard refers to the left/right side of the ship, regardless how the person orientated. If you are facing the front of the ship, then yes, port = left. If you are facing the back of the ship, port = right. So it is very handy to have words that always refer to the same part of the ship.

    (All the other terms, like front/bow and stern/rear, who cares? I dunno.)

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  • [–] -1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    If I turn my head around and look backwards the right and left side of my body don't change. It's always in relation to the front of me.

    If I referred to something being on the right side or left side of my car, anyone would know which side I meant.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    In a car, sure, since 99% of the seats face the front. Same for an airplane. Left is left, right is right.

    How would you do that with for instance a classic rowboat? Then your left is on the right side, no matter how you turn your head?

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    your car also has a left and right side / driver's right and driver's left, mechanics are often looking at the engine bay from the front looking back so left is their right.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I never really understand nautical terms. Wall? No, that's a bulkhead. Port, left, starboard, right. Bow, front, aft, rear. There are so many more, and I truly believe it is just to show who's a sailor and who isn't. (I also enjoy every time Dresden makes fun of this then slowly starts to do it himself)

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    Your left hand makes an L with your thumb and forefinger

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I'm afraid the people who struggle to tell left from right apart will also have a problem remembering which way the letter L bends

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Is the backwards L used in any languages?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    In Japanese, the right quotation symbol is one: 」

    Surprisingly, there isn't one in Korean but there is a gamma for the k/g consonance: ㄱ Wow, that's not a gamma at all. Apparently I need a tattoo of my own. Instead, Japanese once again comes to rescue with left quotation as gamma: 「

    Mandarin doesn't have anything remotely like this.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

    My wife has a freckle on her right hand. It's the only way she can tell left from right. Ask her for directions and watch her eyes check the back of her hands.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I still hold my fingers in the L shape like I was taught as a kid to figure it out a lot of the time!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I'm not even dyslexic but remembering which direction a letter goes in just on its own is lowkey so hard. I'd never mess it up in normal writing but ask me what direction the letter L or R goes in, and I'll have to think for an embarrassing amount of time. Or even worse, lower case D and lower case B. I do actually mess those up if I think too hard about them. Oh and I get N confused sometimes too, but that's just because technically Russian is my native language and the Cyrillic alphabet is all kinds of fucked up.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    My daughter is learning to write and gets about half her numbers backwards. After I've corrected her on a 2, a 3, and a 7, I'll look at a six and genuinely not know which way it's supposed to face.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Righties loosies lefties tighties

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I mean, if it works, it works.
    looks at pic
    shrugs
    Right?

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Playstation controller prompts with L/R solved this issue for me in English, but on my main language the directions are called "Sağ/Sol" which I still sometimes get wrong

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    [–] 39 points 6 months ago (11 children)

    To this day I have problems telling left from right.

    I will go the correct direction when I'm driving, and point the correct direction, but I will often say the wrong direction.

    One friend tried to help me by telling me that "Right is the hand that you write with", but I'm left-handed.

    Fortunately, I have a massive scar on my arm from where my arm was shattered into three places, and that scar is on my right arm, so every time I'm about to tell someone directions, I end up tapping the scars on my arms until I find the correct scar, and then I know that direction is right so I can point in the right direction.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I had real trouble for a long time, but I can always glance down at my hand and see the L made by my left index finger and thumb. Eventually I could see it in my head. I memorize things with visual cues somehow IDK.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I wrote so much as a child that my middle finger on my dominant hand is actually slightly deformed. Sometimes I still catch myself touching that messed up bone to remind myself which direction is which. :/

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    This is so bizzare to me. I can easily memorize people's phone numbers, I can remember what I did a month ago, I can learn fucking JavaScript, but remembering which is my left hand? Hardest job ever

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Are you me? My scar is from breaking it in 2 places, but all the rest lines up exactly. Left handed, good sense of actual direction, and even useless advice that only makes it more confusing.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I hate that I'm saying this, but this would be handy for my wife. Except like, correct, ya know?

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Holy shit, the comments on this post have me worried for you all.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    She's a keeper

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    Is she a lefty?

    I had this problem for a long time because teachers saying your right hand is the one you write with.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Cosmo and Wanda hanging out on the thumbs, you can't fool me this time

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    In the time and country I grew up, almost everyone had the same Converse style trainers at school for gym class. I thought I would mark mine to prevent mixing them with the rest, so I put my initials on the front: first initial on the left, second on the right. When I was done, I looked down at my feet and realised I had just written (the equivalent of) L and R on the according sides. Not smort.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    The word right comes from Old English "right hand" meaning the correct hand. Whereas left means weak.

    Think of how most people are right handed, or "correct" handed. They usually use their correct hand, not their weak hand.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    I've made my own words for left and right using the image of the sun and shadows.

    In Gaja we can see that shadows moves in one direction. We can call this direction sunwise. We can call the other other direction counter. So in fern to determine whether what is sunwise and counter, we have to know a little bit about the sun.

    In this image, we can say that the hitten, that which is being hit, will always see their shadow move sunwise. The opposite direction would be counter.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Does her left thumb have a frowney face on the thumbnail?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    It’s reft and light

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I taught my daughter with this song and said b is left, d is right.

    The Difference Between b and d | Jack Hartmann Telling b from d

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