No way some tattooer wouldn't have caught this unless they're somehow just as dyslexic... Seems fake
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Them: just make an L with your fingers for left
Me as a kid: shit... Why can't I remember which way L faces!?
just make em a little thicker and it can be port and starboard

Nah, all need to do for that is remember the port and left are both four letter words.
Front = Bow, fore
Back = Stern, aft
If you don't get it right, I'll throw your ass out the little round window on the side!

Why do we need a different word for left and right when we ready have the words left and right?
Because port/starboard refers to the left/right side of the ship, regardless how the person orientated. If you are facing the front of the ship, then yes, port = left. If you are facing the back of the ship, port = right. So it is very handy to have words that always refer to the same part of the ship.
(All the other terms, like front/bow and stern/rear, who cares? I dunno.)
If I turn my head around and look backwards the right and left side of my body don't change. It's always in relation to the front of me.
If I referred to something being on the right side or left side of my car, anyone would know which side I meant.
In a car, sure, since 99% of the seats face the front. Same for an airplane. Left is left, right is right.
How would you do that with for instance a classic rowboat? Then your left is on the right side, no matter how you turn your head?
your car also has a left and right side / driver's right and driver's left, mechanics are often looking at the engine bay from the front looking back so left is their right.
I never really understand nautical terms. Wall? No, that's a bulkhead. Port, left, starboard, right. Bow, front, aft, rear. There are so many more, and I truly believe it is just to show who's a sailor and who isn't. (I also enjoy every time Dresden makes fun of this then slowly starts to do it himself)
Your left hand makes an L with your thumb and forefinger
I'm afraid the people who struggle to tell left from right apart will also have a problem remembering which way the letter L bends
Is the backwards L used in any languages?
In Japanese, the right quotation symbol is one: 」
Surprisingly, there isn't one in Korean but there is a gamma for the k/g consonance: ㄱ Wow, that's not a gamma at all. Apparently I need a tattoo of my own. Instead, Japanese once again comes to rescue with left quotation as gamma: 「
Mandarin doesn't have anything remotely like this.
🎵 I was LOOKIN' kinda dumb with my FINGER and my thumb in the SHAPE of an L on my forehead 🎵
My wife has a freckle on her right hand. It's the only way she can tell left from right. Ask her for directions and watch her eyes check the back of her hands.
I still hold my fingers in the L shape like I was taught as a kid to figure it out a lot of the time!
I'm not even dyslexic but remembering which direction a letter goes in just on its own is lowkey so hard. I'd never mess it up in normal writing but ask me what direction the letter L or R goes in, and I'll have to think for an embarrassing amount of time. Or even worse, lower case D and lower case B. I do actually mess those up if I think too hard about them. Oh and I get N confused sometimes too, but that's just because technically Russian is my native language and the Cyrillic alphabet is all kinds of fucked up.
My daughter is learning to write and gets about half her numbers backwards. After I've corrected her on a 2, a 3, and a 7, I'll look at a six and genuinely not know which way it's supposed to face.
I know two people who have done the same thing. Both are blonde and named Matilda.
Righties loosies lefties tighties
I mean, if it works, it works.
looks at pic
shrugs
Right?
Playstation controller prompts with L/R solved this issue for me in English, but on my main language the directions are called "Sağ/Sol" which I still sometimes get wrong
To this day I have problems telling left from right.
I will go the correct direction when I'm driving, and point the correct direction, but I will often say the wrong direction.
One friend tried to help me by telling me that "Right is the hand that you write with", but I'm left-handed.
Fortunately, I have a massive scar on my arm from where my arm was shattered into three places, and that scar is on my right arm, so every time I'm about to tell someone directions, I end up tapping the scars on my arms until I find the correct scar, and then I know that direction is right so I can point in the right direction.
I had real trouble for a long time, but I can always glance down at my hand and see the L made by my left index finger and thumb. Eventually I could see it in my head. I memorize things with visual cues somehow IDK.
Right/Left Confusion is very common. I have it, too.
People like us tend to say "No, your other left."
think of it like their alphabetical order (assuming reading left to right, of course). L is left of R, R is right of L.
I wrote so much as a child that my middle finger on my dominant hand is actually slightly deformed. Sometimes I still catch myself touching that messed up bone to remind myself which direction is which. :/
This is so bizzare to me. I can easily memorize people's phone numbers, I can remember what I did a month ago, I can learn fucking JavaScript, but remembering which is my left hand? Hardest job ever
Are you me? My scar is from breaking it in 2 places, but all the rest lines up exactly. Left handed, good sense of actual direction, and even useless advice that only makes it more confusing.
It's entirely possible. Are you a six foot one Native American dude?
If so, like, hate to break it to you, but we might have dissociative identity disorder.
I hate that I'm saying this, but this would be handy for my wife. Except like, correct, ya know?
Holy shit, the comments on this post have me worried for you all.
y her thumb mad
Is she a lefty?
I had this problem for a long time because teachers saying your right hand is the one you write with.
In the time and country I grew up, almost everyone had the same Converse style trainers at school for gym class. I thought I would mark mine to prevent mixing them with the rest, so I put my initials on the front: first initial on the left, second on the right. When I was done, I looked down at my feet and realised I had just written (the equivalent of) L and R on the according sides. Not smort.
The word right comes from Old English "right hand" meaning the correct hand. Whereas left means weak.
Think of how most people are right handed, or "correct" handed. They usually use their correct hand, not their weak hand.
I've made my own words for left and right using the image of the sun and shadows.
In Gaja we can see that shadows moves in one direction. We can call this direction sunwise. We can call the other other direction counter. So in fern to determine whether what is sunwise and counter, we have to know a little bit about the sun.
In this image, we can say that the hitten, that which is being hit, will always see their shadow move sunwise. The opposite direction would be counter.
I taught my daughter with this song and said b is left, d is right.
The Difference Between b and d | Jack Hartmann Telling b from d



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