Fertilize the fields

If it was good enough in Fargo, it's good enough for us.

Only if you feed them in feet first and very slowly.

That's going to make such a mess though.

Do both, guillotine with a chipper below, slurry gets fermented and turned into biofuel for vehicles in areas where electric cars are harder to transition to.

Collaborators get to pick the guillotine first and the Epstein class don't get that lucky. Get them laying back for the guillotine then drop them into the chipper without the blade drop

They won't get to enjoy oil prices anymore. They will be the oil, until we can fully transition to renewables.

Don't tell me... please don't tell me they threw the bodies of the young girls into the shredder...

Feet first please 👍

Remember everyone, we haven’t seen the unredacted Epstein files.

A woodchipper might work but you gotta admit that a guillotine is a good way to get a head...

this guy is a little dinosaur

Whenever guillotines are brought up I like to point out that ~90% of the people guillotined during the French Revolution were regular commoners. And the last guy to be guillotined was the guy who had been in charge of deciding who to guillotine next.

Excellent! As long as you start feet-first.

Idk have you seen gas prices these days?

Is there an electric one we can plug in?

Having shopped for one of these repeatedly for years and years, the strongest piece of advice I've received is to make sure to not undersized it for your requirements. With chippers, its go big or don't go at all, or you WILL find yourself regretting it, having to shut down the machine to clean it or clear jams, etc. Its just not worth it to get the undersized units. If anything, go oversized for what you think your needs are going to be.

I've actually seen and helped to operate one of these connected to a tractor. And I must say that these scare me so much, lol.

Fun fact, they don’t actually work that well on bodies. Don’t ask how I know.

https://www.rotochopper.com/product/sarlac/

That is a better solution. And it’s electric and quiet.

immediate compost

That one night be a little underpowered. You want it to be slow, but not jam up completely. If it takes too long they'll just bleed out.

Feet first!

No, we need to go way back to the Code of Hammurabi.

Whatever they did to those kids, they will experience before begging to die.

I saw the icon pic for this, and thought:

"Dinosaur! Cool!"

Too slow, and too expensive. And, as others pointed out, not environmentally friendly. Also, once they're dead, it's just making more mess to clean up. Also also, we miss the spectacle of the head being held up, and the potential to see the head blink or move the eyes just before death, and the noise would compete with the cheers of the crowd.

I vote for the cheap and reliable guillotine, which can be built by any handyman with a trip to a lumber yard. Line them up, read out their crimes and keep them moving. They just roll down a ramp into a mass grave, toss the head in after the body. Bury them, and build a solar farm on top.

But guillotines are very environmentally friendly.

What about the serene and beautiful simplicity of just flinging them from very high cliffs?

YEESSSS FEET FIRST FOR THE EPSTEIN CLASS

Cursed saxophone

LETS GOOOOOO!