Yes.

Ava the AI BDR

Cleaned out your production server and all backups.

Hi this is a relatively new form of 'ragebait' ad which is designed to be shared on social media by people who hate it.

The vast majority of people think it's disgusting, but it gets shared around enough that the CO's which they're actually marketing to will see it and be tempted.

Please don't give it the attention it wants.

There's a little accelerationist inside of me, that hopes that every company that can "hire" AI, does so and ruins their entire bussiness and goes bankrupt with it.

Booking meetings is not a fucking achievement. In my line of work having a bunch of meetings means shit is going off the rails. but I guess this ad is probably targeted at the worthless middle managers that don't know what to do with their time if they're not in meetings all day.

Ava the AI BDR

Gave your clients root access because they asked nicely

What does BDR mean in this context ?

"Booked 12 meetings, 3 of which are at the same time and 2 with people you don't even know they just want to contact you about your car insurance.

I also researched 1268 prospects that are completely useless and never should have been looked at in the first place but high numbers look productive."

What the hell is Artisan's problem? Being human and needing days off is a sin now?

It's as if they think the purpose of work is just to be as busy as possible and not to support people's lives.

These 12 fucking meetings could have been emails you fucking AI fuck.

I've been using chatgpt for checking up on documentation, it's points you in the right direction most of the time, but omg it's like talking to a mirror, the self confirming bias is insane

People should destroy all signage running those ads.

Yes. Also those 12 meetings are with people that don't exist, and the prospects were sourced from harvested personal data run through keyword filters.

On the other hand: The faster the bubble collapses under the weight of the promises it can not keep the better. Go ahead business "elite", fire everybody whose job you don't understand. But also make some noise when shit doesn't work out.

Building your business on AI is like building on quicksand.

Steve isn't coming because he's suffering a psychotic breakdown from overwork exhaustion, and Steve is responsible enough to know when he's hallucinating.

Ava hallucinates even more and even when she knows she does do it frequently, still presents everything as 100% reliable facts.

If someone booked 12 meetings on my calendar I wouldn't just fire them

more 👏 female 👏 digital 👏 slaves 👏

im so tired man jst stop giving them human names for fuck sake

It would be morally corrupt to not graffiti it.

No, its morally required

And sent your financials to your top competitor after your email titled "DO NOT SHARE THIS WITH APERATURE SCIENCE."

If you'd like, I can delete your production server, and activate a power surge.

Just paint over it, in a solid color of your choice. Graffiti might inadvertently highlight it. Just make it disappear.

Replacing Steve because he had a bad day feels less like innovation and more like dystopia with a marketing budget.

What's a "BDR"?

This is open class warfare.

artisan is such an oxymoron

The only reason I advocate in favor of graffitiing this ad is because it might be construed as illegal to advocate for violence against any particular individuals or organizations

That's illegal in China now/soon. Replacing workers with AI to do exactly the same job is just fucked. Engineering or Automating the task so the roles are no longer needed is a different story. It would be like instead of inventing refrigeration we invented humanoid robots to collect the ice to replace the workers.

This is basically saying "reject humans, become a Google/Microsoft/Anthropic subsidiary!"

The only reason they say graffiti is immoral is because it makes it harder to sell property to people who've been condition to hate it.

Needs a cocktail. A special very hot kind of cocktail.

We should be encouraging more of these companies to hire AI.

It is morally correct to research executives from companies such as these and give them all the undesired attention they deserve until the problem "works itself out."

Roach problems get solved faster in the light and when you go for the root of the infestation.

It is morally correct to burn the building down, and eliminate the entire board of directors.