and the local stellar, and the galaxy, and the local galactic supercluster, and of lots of other places depending on the reference frame.

Or when you shit while taking a walk. If dogs can do it so can I.

Dad's suspiciously silent

Take = to make something yours

Have = something you already possess

I'm going to have a shower

I'm going to take a shower

Both describe in some capacity making the shower yours.

Take a shit

Have a shit

Here shit is actually acting as a verb like shower, not a noun

Take a look

Have a look

Again both describing a action that you personally doing, just different styles of the same construction

Unrelated somewhat, but one similar swedish expression is "ta en titt" (literally "take a look", not "grab a boob"). But then the swedes also have "Slutstation" ("End station" in public traffic) and "Utfart" ("drive out").

Typical Americans, always take, take, take

And when ordering in restaurants “I’ll take…” which always seems a bit rude

Or poops on to the walk deck