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[–] 81 points 6 months ago

One of my all time favorite memes

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  • [–] 73 points 6 months ago (13 children)

    Most of the world calls it football because feet and ball. American football is usually referred to as commercials or ads.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Etymology-wise, football is actually called football because it's done on foot as opposed to on horse.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Ah so that's why its Polo and not "horse polo"

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It seems so stupid to me that Americans took over the name football for a sport thats not even mainly played by foot, and then pretend like thats the sport that naturally belongs to the name. Like wtf.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago

    This is why the fuck: american football evolved from Association Football (soccer) and rugby. Americans didn't take over the name, the names for each version of the "ball game on a field with goals at either end" developed from different regional slang as each sport evolved and grew into popularity in their respective places. Each of those sports developed various shortened or slang versions of their name. Rugby was really Rugby football. Association football became soccer, a term coined in London and adopted by Americans. Gridiron football evolved from both and become what Americans just called football.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure there is more than one foot involved. Therefore it should be called feetball.

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  • [–] 42 points 6 months ago (21 children)

    Americans when you call it "rugby for girls" and not "runny jumpy catch between adverts":

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Womens rugby is infinitely better than American Football

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  • [+] [S] -8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

    I can't even imagine a more ridiculously bad take. Ur bad boooooo. Clearly don't respect women either. MMA is the only entertaining sport. All others are adults playing children's games.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] [S] -2 points 6 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    It's like indoor rain, but it can also be warm and soapy.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] -2 points 6 months ago (11 children)

    Search "brutal NFL hits" on YouTube and tell me again why you think a bunch of dudes on their knees hugging and playing reverse tug-of-war is manly

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago* (4 children)

    Check the community, Chuckles!

    Besides, I’m a Bears fan, so I’ve seen plenty of footage of Dick Butkus’ hits.

    You know, years ago I saw a bit on a UK NFL show where they had a couple of rugby players and a couple of NFL players try each others’ sports.

    The NFL players came out of the experience saying “Hell, that game is brutal. They’re big guys and they hit hard, and they don’t wear any padding. No thanks!”

    The rugby players came out of the experience saying “Hell, that game is brutal. You’ve got the pads, sure, but that just means everyone hits each other harder! No thanks!”

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Perfect summation, only people saying one is tougher than the other do so from the other side of the TV screen.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah I was just returning the energy of the first armchair expert, honestly. Rugby is hardass, too.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Rugby players dont wear body armour.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    NFL football players use that armor as a weapon.....

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago

    My brother, my fellow American, my friend, rugby is the more intense athletic endeavor.

    You have definitely zeroed in on the point that makes football more intense, the big impacts.

    Despite rugby having 2-3x higher injury rates, football dwarfs it in fatality rates by like 6x.

    However, when you account for the deaths from heat stroke and heart attack caused by overworking a bunch of hypertensive fat dudes ("indirect causes"), they're about equal.

    Football just isn't as athletically demanding and doesn't inflict as much constant punishment. It's entirely about that one big BOOM

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago*

    My favourite games are netball and rounders .....

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Soccer was coined by the British, btw. It's your fault we call it that.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago

    Soccer = aSSOCiation Football. It’s a British term.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (24 children)

    Football is a sport played all over the world. American Football is only played in the USA and Canada.

    Sorry, Americans, but you lost this battle ages ago. Just let it go.

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  • [–] -4 points 6 months ago (18 children)

    American football is gaining popularity in Europe and South America at a pretty healthy clip. Enough so that the NFL is now sending teams to play games in those places. They are even starting to consider expanding a couple of teams to Europe in the future. And there are more and more international players starting to get a foothold in the NFL as players.

    You might have won a battle, but you could lose still lose the war........

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (11 children)
  • [–] -2 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    So, what did I say that factually wrong?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    They've been at that since the 90's and its never taken off. Why bother when we have Rugby?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (5 children)

    The numbers say otherwise. If it didn't, they wouldn't bother.

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    The numbers of people who stay up until stupid hours of the night to watch games. And the number of tickets sold to people filling stadiums to capacity when the NFL to others countries. The NFL sent 6 teams to play last year. A game in Ireland, England, and Germany. Plus 2 teams Mexico and Brazil each. And each game was sold out and filled stadiums.

    Just like soccer is becoming a much bigger thing in the US, American football IS growing in the rest of the world. And there are some fledgling rugby amateur leagues popping up too. But we still don't play cricket though. Baseball is better. Though I can't prove it

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Again, what numbers? That's all just your opinion.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Here, let me google that for you

    The NFL make around $55 million dollars per international game. These are billionaire owners that don't do things for free, let alone a loss. That ain't no "opinion".

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Here, let me google that for you

    Look, its you that insisted there was numbers. Why the fuck would I waste my time attempting to proving your point for you?

    The NFL make around $55 million dollars per international game

    Okay, I thought we were talking bums on seats/eyeballs on screens. Not that I dont think revenue is a good metric, but if you compared that to the revenue of local football clubs you'd see how insignificant $55 mil is.

    billionaire owners that don't do things for free, let alone a loss

    Lol. The AI bubble says otherwise.

    That ain't no "opinion"

    Yes, it is. You're looking at the success of a couple of games over here while completely ignoring the local sports landscape. In the UK alone football (soccer), rugby and cricket dominate. Over in Ireland its a different landscape. If you think american football stands a chance or is even comparable you are very wrong.

    Furthermore, culturally, anything seen to be or branded as 'American' is a hard sell right now.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Lol at American football. What a joke. America just trying to be the center of attention everywhere, pushing their shitty head concussions on people they don't even want in their country. As an "American", America sucks big donkey dick. So does American footy ball

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (4 children)

    There is a lot of interest among Europeans to watch American football, but there isn't really anyone playing it here. I think it's because American football has more complicated rules than rugby 😂

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (3 children)

    There have been a few European players in the NFL. The team I follow, the Minnesota Vikings, have had a number of international players at least tryout for the team. We've had a German wide receiver on the roster for 2 years, a player from Africa, (I can't remember the country right now), and a couple Aussie and New Zealand kickers. In fact, we will have a punter from Australia this year trying to make the team. And there have been a few Polynesians in the NFL over the years also.

    So, American football does have enough worldwide players to draw at least few players. Though almost all attend collage in the US to gain better skills and attention. I wonder if the reason more Europeans don't gain much attention from the NFL is because you generally aren't big enough, (don't feel bad 90% of the world isn't). There is almost a genetic lottery you need to win at birth to even have a start at being good enough.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Aww..feeling insecure that not enough people are playing American football. As if Europeans aren't big enough to even play rugby. Wait until you play against the bigger Eastern Europeans.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    Dude in the thumbnail must be a super messy eater.

    Mofo ain't got no lips!

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  • [–] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Brits when you use the word that was invented by Brits for it.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Brits use the word because they weren't competent enough at Ōllamaliztli, so they had to invent a lesser sport with no ritual sacrifice.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Reference to it with proximity to yanks :

    You are the only non yank there : Soccer
    There are 60% yanks : Association football
    There are 30% or less yanks : football
    There are 0% yanks, and 100% Brits that actually like this boring sport : Footy

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    ‘Soccer’ is the British word for the sport already. Don’t let them pretend

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Oi! When I finish this pint after watching old top gear on Dave I’m gonna give you what for you America cunt!

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    The British invented the term soccer. If they give you shit about using it, tell them they can fuck right off.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

    British toffs invented the term soccer.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, it's like saying we should call rugby "rugger", because that's what the old Etonians called it (I don't know if they still do).

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Its Oxford University slang derived from Rugby School slang, rather than Etonian. However, many do still refer to the morning meal as “brekkers” and nakedness as “starkers”, regardless of class.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Oh yeah, that's it, Oxford. I learnt about rugger and brekker from The Treasure Seekers books. I've never heard anyone else say brekkers, at least in my area, brekkie is more common.

    Now I'm surprised that "starkers" has posh roots.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Ever wondered why it sounds like "sock" but is spelled "soccer"? It's because the British school kids who came up with the name were shortening the word "association". The kind of football that came out of the Rugby School was Rugby Football, and the kind that was managed by The Football Association was Association Football.

    Rugby Football became "rugger", Association Football became "assoccer" and eventually "soccer".

    Both kinds of football migrated across the Atlantic. The first game played in Toronto was played in 1859, 4 years before the formation of the British Football Association, and the first official Association Football rules. In the USA, "soccer" wasn't officially used for association football until the 1920s. Before that, every regulating association used "football" or "foot ball". Gridiron football obviously comes from Rugby's rules. And, until 1955 the governing body overseeing what eventually became Canada's gridiron football was called the Canadian Rugby Union, long after the rules completely diverged from the "Rugby Football" rules.

    Eventually, both sides of the Atlantic dropped the qualifiers for what is now called simply "football". "Rugby football" became "Rugby" basically everywhere. "Association Football" became "Football" in the UK and places where it was the most popular football game, and North America adopted the British slang term "Soccer". The modified version of Rugby Football that used a grid of lines on the field became "Football" in North America, and didn't really get another name elsewhere because it wasn't played anywhere else. Meanwhile, Australia did their typical thing and called their Australian Rules Football game "Footie" and use the British term "soccer" for the Association rules.

    Other interesting tidbits:

    • Why does American Football sometimes get called "Gridiron" football? Why grid? Why iron? A gridiron is a surface for cooking over a fire, more often called a "grill" today. The term "grid" comes from a gridiron, which is also related to a griddle. Iron doesn't actually mean "iron", it just comes from association with the metal in the word "griderne" which led to gridiron. So, although parallel lines aren't a "grid" in modern language, they look like a grill, which used to be called a "gridiron"
    • "Soccer" is still occasionally used in England, like in the TV show Soccer Saturday
    • The name "Football" may not come from hitting the ball with a foot. One possible source of the name comes from the game being played on foot. There were early "foot ball" games where it was illegal to kick the ball. This would make sense because the first people to write down the rules for these games were teachers and students at English "Public Schools" (which are the most elite forms of what most of the world would call a private school). They were distinguishing it from ball games played on horseback. But this isn't necessarily clear because the terms "football" "handball" and "hockey" were used as early as 1363.
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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Americans when you point out that the word "football" doesn't exclusively refer to gridiron.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Can we just call it all football!?

    • Ruggers Football
    • Assoccers Football
    • Gridders Football
    • Basketters Netball
    • Softy Rounders Ball
    • Crickers Baseman’s Ball

    And let’s have mixed teams

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Ok I know this is irrelevant but this is Baraka from Mortal Kombat and with that mouth nobody can spell a word out of their mouth but surprisingly he does 🤣

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    He’s a fookin journo!

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    Got the British teeth right

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