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[–] 110 points 6 months ago (6 children)

The president is committing war crimes and the FBI is charging the former FBI director over an insta post from a year ago, clearly suggesting impeachment.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    So the DOJ is hoping that nobody on the jury knows that 86 means to give someone the bum's rush, not to kill them.

    Even then, if it were a threat, which it isn't, it's in no way actionable.

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  • [–] 42 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    This gets laughed out of court, right? Right?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Absolutely, it's obviously a desperation Hail Mary play, but not before Comey spends several thousand dollars on lawyers, after spending a whole lot to defend himself the last time.

    Perhaps there is a family strategy at play. His daughter was fired as a Federal prosecutor, after working on high profile cases like Epstein. She is now sueing the DoJ, and will probably win, so maybe she can use some of that government money to cover her Dad's legal bills.

    He should also sue for malicious prosecution.

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  • [–] 74 points 6 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Some seashells laid out in 86 47.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    jfc, it took me wayyyyy to long to figure it was just like.. "kick out '47".

    I thought it was some crazy complicated code. No. Just 86.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    For those of us out of the loop, why would 8647 mean "Kick out Trump?"

    Nice message though, shame it never happened I suppose :-(

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    It took like... FAR more effort than it should have for me to get it.

    86, slang, as in something you might tell your buddies like: "Oh I they 86'd from the bar last night because they were wasted"

    86, as in, getting kicked out. See: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=86

    Then, "47", as in, the 47th president.

    However, its only now I'm learning about its use to refer to a grave. I've never heard that before. I've only heard the usage as a verb/ adverb "to get 86'd"

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    47 does not mean "a grave," that's just a MAGA lie to try to inject some measure of rationalization for this absurd and malicious persecution.

    Not only should the judge kick this out, they should sanction the prosecutor who charged it.

    The cowardly Trump lawyers will keep bringing this bullshit to court, just to keep their paycheck, until judges start slapping them down hard with real consequences - investigations, sanctions, contempt charges, complaints to the bar, disbarment, etc.

    When they realize that they could actually lose their freedom and/or livelihoods by following orders, maybe they'll start either defying those orders, or quitting.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago

    First they came for…

    Aww fuck it; they’re coming for anyone speaking ill of the orange fat fucking turd shitstain now.

    And I stand by that assessment.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    And a judge ok’d this warrant?

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    So glad these clowns took the high road and didn't push to prosecute a fucking insurrection. So glad the FBI was complicit in these honey pots with epstein and that they didn't push to prosecute or leak anything while the orange clown was running for POTUS.

    Really, top tier work sticking to your principles at the cost of our fragile democracy.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    To me, this is the guy that did a dirty to Hillary a week before her election with trump, but now he's trump's enemy?

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    He "seemed" to pretty quickly regret whatever role he might have played in trump winning. Comey was always trying to maintain a low profile after trump got sworn in and didn't really try to buddy up to him or take advantage of it like one would expect.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Trump doesn't know how to use the three Sea shells

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    8647 should become a popular T-shirt. Pretty hard to convict one person for something that is widespread in the popular culture.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I have an 86 45 shirt I used to wear during the first term. When the comey bullshit first hit the news, my father called me and told me how I shouldn’t wear violent messages, told me that I’d better watch my back if I wore something like that again. I hung up and ordered an 86 47 shirt. Wearing it today in fact.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    It's already an incredibly popular sign at every No Kings protest or just random local protests in general.

    Even if it was just Comey who did it, this doesn't constitute a direct or actionable threat. 86 is kitchen jargon to get rid of something, and one interpretation of that could be to kill, but another could be to get rid of him using the legal channels already in place (impeachment, invoking 25th amendment, etc.).

    This indictment has no legs and will get tossed out before any competent judge.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    It's going to be so funny when this is thrown out.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Even if it wasn't, it's like the most open and shut case for innocence. All he has to say is "I thought it meant that Trump should be impeached."

    Obviously it would be super worrisome if we even get to that stage, but this is retarded and such a waste of time.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Even if it ment he should be killed. That standard would be applied right back to trump. Trump has called for far worse explicitly violent things to happen to others. The president isn't above the law. And I hate Comey. Dude is a racist and spearheaded many FBI task forces that attacked minorities and left wing communities. But the 8647 narrative is so laughable.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    This guy doesn't know about the shells!!!

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Leopard says, he helped give us Donald Trump in 2016…

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I'm no expert but wasn't he just following the law? As i remember correctly some FBI field office fucked up and they found new evidence to be analysed that has been disapeared, draging the whole process. He had no other choice than to inform the public that the investigation against Hillary was reopened.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I think it was a discretionary move, and an unusual one at that. Normally, the FBI does not comment on pending investigations of public officers at all. This is doubly the case near an election, to avoid the appearance of favoritism and impropriety.

    In 2016, rumor was that the (allegedly highly pro-Trump) Manhattan office of the FBI was going to announce that the email investigation had been reopened. It would have been for political reasons, but that seemed to have been part of the calculus.

    Comey then decided to come out and make the statement himself, making the Manhattan office's parallel move redundant. At the time, it was thought that he (a) believed that Clinton would win, anyway, and (b) thought the move would give him credentials for future office when the Republicans were back in power.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    "86" just means to toss them out of the establishment (like restaurant or whitehouse). If it was "187 47" then there might be something to bite into, otherwise it's just a nothing burger only existing for the further distraction from the trump/epstein files and the realization that your dear leader is nothing more than a self-serving pedophile.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    There needs to be a loud campaign educating people on jury nullification.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    And they’re only getting to this now because they were spending time going after all of those rednecks with the lifelike “Biden tied up in the back of my truck” tailgate stickers, right?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    No? You’re allowed to do that from a legal perspective, if everyone hates you or you lose your job or something that’s just social repercussions but the federal government isn’t pursuing legal charges over it.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Seems like an overt threat to kidnap a President, certainly more overt than four fucking numbers.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    He sells seashells.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    But the emails.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    after all this time comey is what led him to the 1st term, and the 2nd term, because helped energized the R base by posting "false" allegations of investigation against her. i dont think he will get sympathy from dems.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    ❄️❄️❄️

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    What effing judge signed that warrant???

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Don't need a judge for an 'administrative' warrant, haven't you been paying attention?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    In the US, the government cannot use an administrative warrant to enforce a Criminal law

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Wow, distraction time again, since this happened more than a year ago.

    • "I'm not a pedophile"
    • "My beautiful ballroom"
    • Convicted rapist
    • Mentioned over a thousand times in the released Epstein files. I bet none of us are
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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    They are gonna place him in front of a firing squad aren't they?

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    [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    He literally wrote "86 47" on the beach in seashells. This guy is going to laugh his way to the bank on this. Or get railroaded...

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I've never heard 86 used in any other context than "get rid of". I've never heard someone refer to 86 in a hurt/kill context. Seems like an extremely flimsy charge. Good luck with that!

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