I'm OOTL, what happened?

100% Staged.

Staaaaaaaged. So obvious. The dick-tater wanted their cash, not to be socialize with those types

I look forward to coworkers slobbing on Trump on my Monday meeting 🙄

Someone needs to build a Ballroom on a deserted island, that we can lock him in, so this never happens again.

And then he fucking yapped about nothing for 20 minutes while everyone in the world just wanted to get back to the DEN/MIN game.

Unfortunately the real audience of this isn't intelligent enough to understand it being staged. It may be less effective than the bleeding ear, but they will drink the cool-aid long enough to forget the Epstein files & high gas prices to give him a bump in approval ratings.

Whether the effect will last long enough for the midterms, who knows.

At this rate I expect em to go the wrestling antics approach.

arrives on the podium all messed up with clothes torn

“I just got attacked by the fake news on my way over here”

crowd boos

“But I didn’t stand for that and laid the smack down!”

pathetic old man flexing

crickets

“Trump has Biden in the figure 4 leg lock!” “It looks like it’s all over…” “Wait!” “It’s Epstein coming off the top rope!” “1! 2! 3!” *ding, ding, ding! “Epstein reclaims the Caribbean Championship!”