Replace magic with AI and you could sell out to tech billionaires in a nanosecond.
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A while back you’d have caught edgy atheist phony-god me being like “crystals are bullshit, I ain’t buying that!” but these days I look at them and am like, “hmmm, it’s not a subscription, and worst case scenario I have a cool rock on my desk… sold!”
At the very least you have a defensive weapon
I've been in some craft shops before that sold all sorts of crystals and other knick-knacks, and while I would never believe they have some magical power, there were some pretty cool things. The prices though... not that they were overpriced really, just that I couldn't afford them. :D
I got a meteorite for last Christmas that I keep on my desk. Technically it's just a little lump of pitted metal, one of hundreds of thousands sold. But it's neat to look at and think about sometimes.
15 years ago people bought whatever had the word 'nano' on it
I have issues with keeping my feet and hands warm (they tend to be ice cold), so socks that could keep my feet warm would actually be magic 😭
USB heated socks and gloves
These heated products are okay for home useage. But my feet usually don't warm up when walking outside in cold and these things aren't very durable in that sense. Maybe I should just move closer to the equator. Kidding! I can't handle heat either 😞
You don't happen to have any recommendations?
The regular socks are now made of recycled toilet paper and provide no such warming.
You have to get the premium socks for warmth. Any elasticity you want is an extra monthly subscription on top of that.
Only 2 magical socks.
Last panel has 4 socks. She hints at her socks being the magical ones.
She hates her cat.
You cannot wield them. None of us can. The socks must be returned to Boston from whence they came!



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