cross-posted from: https://lemmus.org/post/21651351

Source: Extra Ordinary Comics

Alt TextA 5 panel comic. Panel 1: Bird has a sidewalk stand selling socks and "magic socks." Li and Shoelace the cat approach. Li: "Excuse me, what makes these socks magic?" Panel 2: Bird: "They keep your feet warm." Panel 3: Li: "Don't all socks do that?" Panel 4: Bird (sweating nervously): Uh, but these socks do it with MAGIC." Panel 5: Li and Shoelace shown at home, sitting in lounge chairs, wearing their new "magic" socks. Li: "OOOOOH."

A 5 panel comic. Panel 1: Bird has a sidewalk stand selling socks and "magic socks." Li and Shoelace the cat approach. Li: "Excuse me, what makes these socks magic?" Panel 2: Bird: "They keep your feet warm." Panel 3: Li: "Don't all socks do that?" Panel 4: Bird (sweating nervously): Uh, but these socks do it with *MAGIC*." Panel 5: Li and Shoelace shown at home, sitting in lounge chairs, wearing their new "magic" socks. Li: "OOOOOH."
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[–] 5 points 6 months ago

The regular socks are now made of recycled toilet paper and provide no such warming.

You have to get the premium socks for warmth. Any elasticity you want is an extra monthly subscription on top of that.

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