We're not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?

Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan

What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?

I’m always left out.

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If he calls it a knob, he's not just British, he's Bri'ish.

I never call it

It just comes when it pleases

##Verse 1

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick

##Verse 2

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your Percy or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come back

[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much

Willy.

When not referred to by its proper name, His Majesty is known as the womb hammer or the flesh dagger.

Where's pecker? Or pizzle?

I was maybe 32 the first time I mentioned something on this topic to my spouses dad. I used the term phallus, granted I believe we had been smoking weed around a fire and I ended up having to say it 3 times before explaining it meant penis/dick or what not. To which was hilarious because he immediately was like "yeah I have been thinking that looks like a dick".

Think that was the first time I'd ever smoked weed with a spouses parent before, but that's what he would do, so even though I don't usually smoke, I figured why not.

Holidays at her dad's place were so much different than I was used to growing up.

Mine is known as The Great Depression.

wand = double nerd alert.

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

she better be callin her cooch ms moopsy then (bc it be drainin them bones)

I like how “British” is part of the derogatory portion of the list

Blasting Rod = Dresden Fan

It's the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it... Tim.

Me over here using "parts" because I hate all words for genetalia 🥲

Oh, you mean the ol'grizzlestick?

yall are missing out on not having cold feet when sleeping, I'm just saying

I’ve been using dong. Is that the same as wang or hog category?

mister boopsy fucking killed me

What about...

Tripod

Ole' Faithful

Emergency Coat Hanger

Meatrod

Dingus

... ?

peentis is what me and my hubby call ours

Hooked up with a guy who called his "Justice" and honestly deserved the title.

Well I agree that CRANKING MY MISTER BOOPSY has a certain ring to it

jorkin depeanus

What about "Mr. Weinenschnitzel"?

Tra la la?

I call mine Shrek. It's kinda green and disgusting.

Schmeat

I call him, by his name.

Charlie, btw.

I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as 'the girls' and dicks as 'the little gentlemen'.

but what about my little schmibble