Let's call it the PTPT: public terrain pope transport
post
replies:
I think they updated the car. This was during Easter.
replies:
Fine. The Pontifexus it is.
replies:
replies:
Once the internet names it, there’s no going back 😭
replies:
The chosen representative of the most powerful being that has ever or will ever exist..
..and yet he still needs a bullet-proof car. Interesting.
replies:
The glass makes it look like a dunk tank.
replies:
[deleted]
replies:
Okay, how about the holy-rolley?
Stop calling it the popemobile because it's undignified?
Okay, lets call it the pedomobile.
replies:
It's essentially a modern carriage. Modern vehicles don't really allow a passenger in the back to stand up and greet people it passes. You could modify a tall van to do it, but most of them aren't even tall enough.
There's really no reason we couldn't just make a modern carriage, but we wouldn't make enough of them to justify the cost. (And by we, I mean auto manufacturers.) Then again, limousines and hearses exist, and those are extremely niche use as well. (They also get paid way more to use them.) So as silly as the "Popemobile" looks, it's the right design. Light duty truck, but instead of a truck bed, you put a carriage body on the back of the frame. Preferably with light materials so it doesn't weigh down the back end too much. These carriages could also be used for public transportation as well.
load more comments
(1 reply)
The Popemobile: a visual symbol of the fact that even the Pope doesn't believe the bullshit he preaches.
replies:
You can rename it all you want… it’s still gonna be the popemobile to everyone 😅
Perhaps... Mobile pontifical ape exhibit?
replies:
"The Pope Globe! It's infallible!!"
PopeyMcPope Truck
I appreciate that we have a much chiller pope now lol 😎
replies:
Having faith as a shield is all well and good, but nothing beats 4 inches of bullet-proof glass.
Now called the Papal Pedowagon.
"The Popemobile" makes it sound like a superhero gadget.
Popeman, protector of the innocent pedophiles. (Let's hope the current one will be better in this front.)
replies:
To the popemobile!
Tana nana nana naaaaaaa
It’s undignified says the man in the plastic bubble being paraded around the square in the back of a pickup
Ice cream van?
replies:
The poopmobile
pedomobile
He's the product
Glass Display Trucks & Experiential Advertising Vehicles
Note: This is the first one I came across. We used to have a ton of this going on in Seattle before covid.
I propose "The white Lotus"
top 87 comments