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[–] 232 points 6 months ago (9 children)

I don't know for sure but "send gay nudes or get drafted" sounds a little gay.

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  • [–] 53 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Pumpkin, it's not just any gay nudes of yourself. It's gay nudes with very specific asks. The kinds of asks you might expect from a patron of your OnlyFans account. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    "I'm not gay, but I need to you take some gay photos for me"

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    That will be next wave of text scams: "You are due to be drafted, unless you send nudes of yourself getting railed up the ass, with your face showing, and either a big smile, or some other expression that demonstrates your pleasure. It must be accompanied by a 500 word essay about how much you enjoyed it. In detail."

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  • [–] 119 points 6 months ago (23 children)

    Apparently it's the gay man that takes it, not the gay man that gives it in Turkey. Wild.

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  • [–] 107 points 6 months ago* (16 children)

    Meh, just archaic. In ye olde times it wasn't gay to fuck, it was gay to be fucked. Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, modern times Turkey, etc.

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  • [–] 67 points 6 months ago (14 children)
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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    You just need to add more men so the diameter of the fuck train increases

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    It's for men with already broke dicks. Usually these rings come in pairs, with a clockwise and counterclockwise group based on broke-dick-handedness.

    Real large gatherings do end up with further segmentation based on severity of the hook

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Getting fucked is gay. Doing the fucking isn't. Duh /s

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  • [+] -6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    If it's the same sex fucking it's gay but your likely being sarcastic

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  • [–] 60 points 6 months ago

    Finally an ethical application for generative AI

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  • [–] 54 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    My Turkish friend says there's a running joke of "The Turkish military has the largest gay porn collection in the world"

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  • [–] 53 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    But what if I get pegged by my gf? Does that count?

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  • [–] 41 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Wow, so being top is not gay enough apparently.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Modern western ideas where the most important part of sexual orientation is who you find attractive is somewhat new, and while it's gained a lot of popularity among queer people worldwide it's still not the default model everywhere. In a lot of times and places things such as who you have sex with regardless of attraction or what role you take in sex are considered more important (also at what age). Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some people were to see a man who only has receptive sex and exclusively with women as more gay than a man who exclusively tops men.

    I also wouldn't be surprised if they're thinking that a straight man might be willing to top a man to get out of the military, but not to bottom

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    who would have guessed, that a culture that hates woman also hates every feminine act.

    ironically the exclusive gay top is the manliest man by that definition, he doesn't even enjoy the softness of women. good=more manly, bad=more feminine.

    it all checks out with my experience (no, not sexual) way to many of the second or third generation turks in germany have a completely fucked up view of masculinity and women. gotta look tough all the time! so tough! turkey is the best! erdogan is great! this sub culture was strong when i was in school and is alive and well today

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    So bizarre to me. If I were forced to choose "which is gayer" id say the top is the gayest position.

    As a hetero id easily be able to take a cock up the ass to avoid getting sent to kill or die. I'd struggle quite a bit more to maintain an erection strong enough to go in a man. Especially with the context motivator in the back of my head.

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    [–] 40 points 6 months ago (13 children)

    And the photos must show you as the passive partner

    So I guess you and your partner have to switch positions and each have a photo to get out of it. No two for one!

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  • [–] 33 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    You hear that?! It's only gay if your recieve so you can pound as many man-ass's your dick can handle!

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Historically speaking, this isnt wrong.... Im not a historian, but I think its recorded that alexander the great and Julius Ceasar were known to bang dudes, but it wasnt considered gay back then because giving dick wasnt gay, only receiving was...

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    There is something about Caesar being mocked for being on the receiving end when he went to Asia Minor early in his career. Although that was probably slander, it shows this was viewed as a negative.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Throw in that athenian politician who has a name I never remember... One of the 'charges' against him was that he was acting as a bottom despite being older. The athenian pederasty had the older man taking a younger man as 'appropriate,' while the reverse was viewed as scandalous.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Alternative explanation - the Turkish army is okay with gays as long as they are dominant.

    Which... strangely makes sense.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    So I can't be gay if I'm the one sucking dick?

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  • [–] 71 points 6 months ago

    Military recruiters:
    Someone getting hit in the face by a dozen hotdogs

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  • [–] 65 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Military: Recruiting soldiers. Sorry, no power bottoms.

    Soldiers: awwwww :'(

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    So apparently tops aren't gay?

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    iirc greeks like Spartans looked at it this way. funny how people feel the need to make distinctions, we're a strange species.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    I am a bisexual guy from Turkey, this is old news.

    From what I heard these days you just go to a psychiatrist and act a bit gay. Then if the psych is not an asshole they give you something called "pink certificate" which makes you exempt from military service.

    But like, I would give my nudes to the government if it means not doing military service. Nobody can make me serve for this (or any) country

    My compulsory service is currently on hold because I am studying in university. Me and my boyfriend are planning to go the the military psychiatrist together to get pink certificates for both of us. Once we finish uni and gtfo of family home ofc

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Based (of you).

    Does Turkey not allow for conscientious objection? Or is it just far too difficult to meet their standards?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    conscientious objection

    In a country where saying anything bad to the flag is a crime, that is literal treason. You'll probably get your citizenship revoked just for asking

    glory to the Turkish master race

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago

    Sounds like Turkish military recruiters have a bit of a fetish ...

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The 301st Power Bottom Division was a decorated outfit before the Turkish military instituted this policy.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Of course the clerical class wants gay porn "for research purposes".

    The all-holy ones, who only do holy things to their altar boys.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    What if you're not gay just a guy who likes having sex with men

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    That's the rationalization that MAGAs use to insist that Trump's and Roger Stone's political mentor, Roy Cohn wasn't gay, he just liked to sexually dominate young blond men. That's not gay at all, it's just a power thing.

    BTW, just noting that both Trump and Stone were young blond men.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago* (4 children)

    I'm not gay, but if taking a few pictures could spare me going to this madness that is military, i'm in!

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    how deep inside your mouth are you willing to take it?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What kind of tax is this??

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish recruitment office?

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