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[–] 232 points 6 months ago (9 children)

I don't know for sure but "send gay nudes or get drafted" sounds a little gay.

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  • [–] 53 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Pumpkin, it's not just any gay nudes of yourself. It's gay nudes with very specific asks. The kinds of asks you might expect from a patron of your OnlyFans account. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    "I'm not gay, but I need to you take some gay photos for me"

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    That will be next wave of text scams: "You are due to be drafted, unless you send nudes of yourself getting railed up the ass, with your face showing, and either a big smile, or some other expression that demonstrates your pleasure. It must be accompanied by a 500 word essay about how much you enjoyed it. In detail."

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