Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)
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Pleasure Killer
I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.
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nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name
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Man Injector....
Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason
Some funny ones there.
Like Bear Killer.
Or Fun Destroyer.
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Monster Meat, excellent
i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.
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They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.
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SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT
Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.
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Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!
Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.
Giant Sword. Not very original.
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Giant Salami
Eh, could be worse.
What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.
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Man meat. Very generic.
Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎
Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎
Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)
Monster Stick
Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.
Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.
Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).
Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?
Girthy Beef
Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef
Your mom's gag
Remember, it's ok to name your penis but it's not ok to name the fella's penis next to you at the urinal.
Dangling Destroyer
ROFLMAO.
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Pleasure Meat
I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.
'They call me MISTER Punch!
'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'
If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving
Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality
Poor Quentin Tarantino
I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It's unfair
For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.
Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.
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Giant injector. False advertising tbh
Purple Punch??
Love punch
Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery
what the hell man :(
Man sword
idk, sounds like false advertising in my case :P
yes i am Man Steak and my husband is Mister Steak.
Hard killer? Doesnt roll off the tounge i would want it to(pun intended)
Purple killer... Not a fan of the name tbh
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YI -> Iron Knob
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Somebody has a fuck beef
Bear sausage. I guess thats nice and affirming, thanks!
Hopefully nobody has the initials E. F. Pleasure Killer is not great.
frodo with his fun sword and samwise with his giant punch on their way to destroy the ring
Hard Sausage... does not really sound all that appealing
Love Meal
Kinda like a censored version of my username
Candyman had a Skin Unit
Fuck Unit
Babe, the new MMORPG name generator dropped!
What do YOU think mine is?
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... Skin Unit. Gross!
George
Big pole......
Pussy salami
Power Killer.
long sausage
Love Injector. How derivative.
But I wanna call it the puking dildo
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One Hundred Percent All Beef Thermometer.
I don't really wanna be the Skin Destoryer
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Wait am I am Lemmy or on Facebook?
Accurate...
Pleasure Steak
Love Beef
Accurate
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