At least, you'll have an idea of what's going on in your new dimension

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[–] 41 points 7 months ago (7 children)

you'd probably have to find several by different tyoes of people, to make sure you aren't reading a biased account :p

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Exactly, depending on the world/kingdom/government you’d find yourself in, the local history books may be propaganda.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Hot take, but the propagandized version would likely be better, since your goal is to find out the present day conditions rather than actual history. What a government wants its citizens to think (and more importantly, how it expects them to behave) is probably more important than finding out actual details of history that early in your stay.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The idea traveling to a other demension and reading something that is dramatically different there your dimensions history only to later find out, no, that guy was just a moron, and now you look like one too, is very funny to me.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I'm imagining our intrepid hero coming off a bender and to the conclusion that they're in a different dimension. In their efforts to educate themselves about their new world they unwittingly fall fully for conspiracy YouTube videos; what a magical and strange world they've found themselves in.

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    First thing you do is find a public library. If the concept of a public library exists in this reality, you're likely not completely fucked.

    If there is no public library, and no one has ever heard of one, you are DEFINITELY fucked.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    what if all they have are libraries, the concept of one not being public is alien to them

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Librarism is such a fun utopian ideal. Need a computer? Go check on out. Need a shovel, go check one out. Etc etc

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    but instead of selling a couple of shovels for a whole community, what if we discourage sharing so everyone who ever needs one has to buy one.

    So inefficient but profitable

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I always thought the library near where I grew up would be a near ideal environment during a zombie apocalypse. It was a repository of knowledge and entertainment, of course; it was in a fairly small city, meaning that while there might be more zombies than in the countryside, there wouldn't be as many as in a large city - but there would be resources nearby; there was an armory nearby; there was only one relatively-easily-fortified entrance (to my knowledge); and it had a fully enclosed courtyard which, while it ended up being kind of depressing in real life, could give you a garden in a theoretical apocalypse.

    The first and last were most of what I considered when I was a kid.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Not sure how many people in this dimension have read one.

    (Obvious comment is obvious)

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Most people wouldn't even know they are in a different dimension. If you aren't well versed in the history of your home, then you're just learning new historical facts.

    "Huh, I didn't know Hitler and Einstein were married. Weird."

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Checks to see if it's titled Bearinstein Bears or Barenstain Bears

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    how you gon read alternate dimension language?

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  • Like looking at a git log when you clone a new repo.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Gray’s Sports Almanac

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago
    • Go to an alternate dimension

    • Immediately look for a history book

    • Find one

    • It's in French

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah fuck food or clean water, let's read

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    See, this is why the history book is important. Yeah in your dimension they have sex with the food and have to physically scrub the water clean, but here in our dimension for the most part people eat the food and just make sure the water is clean by boiling.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    You should read Job: A Comedy of Justice by Robert Heinlein. This is basically the main theme

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (4 children)

    funny that Heinlein is mentioned. dude was a libertarian Nazi propagandist.

    take all his works with a pound of salt.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    Uh, curious where you got that from, especially since I don't see how you can be both a Nazi and a libertarian. Did you misinterpret Starship Troopers to be straight endorsement of militant fascism?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    I don't see how you can be both a Nazi and a libertarian.

    there's a whole bunch of Ron Paul supporters that certainly turned out that way...

    Did you misinterpret Starship Troopers to be straight endorsement of militant fascism?

    yes!

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Did you misinterpret Starship Troopers to be straight endorsement of militant fascism?

    yes!

    There's your problem. Just because an author writes a book with a world building premise does not mean they fully endorse the world created. In Stranger in a Strange Land, which came out less than two years later, the main character creates a free love hippie movement. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, a few years later, is about a revolution against authoritarian oppression.

    If a person names as his three favorites of my books Stranger, Harsh Mistress, and Starship Troopers … then I believe that he has grokked what I meant. But if he likes one—but not the other two—I am certain that he has misunderstood me, he has picked out points—and misunderstood what he picked. If he picks 2 of 3, then there is hope, 1 of 3—no hope. All three books are on one subject: Freedom and Self-Responsibility.

    Heinlein wrote thought experiments. He wrote about the relationship between people and the society they live in. To that end, he wrote about a number of different kinds of society, and how people related to them. Insofar as you could ascribe any particular political ideology to him based on his writings, he was broadly anti-authoritarian. Nothing remotely close to a Nazi.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    That said, though, I'd caution that Heinlein was a complicated dude like the rest of us. He had problematic views. Virginia Heinlein was alsp pretty right wing even for the time, his friends complained about it.

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    [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    First you have to realise you infact are in alternate dimension.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago*

    The printing press is a very new invention in our universe. Before then books were for the rich. Often too history is written by the victors and so it missing a lot of important details that might or might not matter.

    Come to think of it intelligent life such as could write books seems to be new. (but we have no ability to detect life elsewhere if it exists so who knows)

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    If you end up in an actual alternate dimension: read the future book.

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    Sorry the dimension you've been transported to has laws of physics that don't allow water to exist.

    Which means you've got a few precious seconds to get yourself home before you violently erupt as your water molecules each individually break apart in to hydrazine.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Oh no, it would be way worse than that. If water can't exist, then it's very likely that the concept of molecules as we know them don't exist either, or at the minimum, either hydrogen or oxygen doesn't exist.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Make sure to assume it's all propaganda as well

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Depends on how exotic the alternate dimension is, I suppose -- maybe a physics or chemistry book, or a local language to a language you speak dictionary, might be preferable in some cases.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    First things first: sex robot.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I’d recommend holding your breath for as long as possible first.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    Good idea. You should also figure out if the new universe is in the past. Could give you some nice foreknowledge.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Or a newspaper from a seemingly trustworthy source

    Then you find out that it is a pseudo-rational populist newspaper (like WELT or anything in the US I guess) and you are fooled.

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