you'd probably have to find several by different tyoes of people, to make sure you aren't reading a biased account :p
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First thing you do is find a public library. If the concept of a public library exists in this reality, you're likely not completely fucked.
If there is no public library, and no one has ever heard of one, you are DEFINITELY fucked.
what if all they have are libraries, the concept of one not being public is alien to them
Then you've won the dimensional jackpot and you should immediately start trying to thwart any misguided attempts from folks in your original dimension to "rescue" you.
Librarism is such a fun utopian ideal. Need a computer? Go check on out. Need a shovel, go check one out. Etc etc
but instead of selling a couple of shovels for a whole community, what if we discourage sharing so everyone who ever needs one has to buy one.
So inefficient but profitable
I always thought the library near where I grew up would be a near ideal environment during a zombie apocalypse. It was a repository of knowledge and entertainment, of course; it was in a fairly small city, meaning that while there might be more zombies than in the countryside, there wouldn't be as many as in a large city - but there would be resources nearby; there was an armory nearby; there was only one relatively-easily-fortified entrance (to my knowledge); and it had a fully enclosed courtyard which, while it ended up being kind of depressing in real life, could give you a garden in a theoretical apocalypse.
The first and last were most of what I considered when I was a kid.
Not sure how many people in this dimension have read one.
(Obvious comment is obvious)
Most people wouldn't even know they are in a different dimension. If you aren't well versed in the history of your home, then you're just learning new historical facts.
"Huh, I didn't know Hitler and Einstein were married. Weird."
Checks to see if it's titled Bearinstein Bears or Barenstain Bears
Or Berenstain, like in this dimension.
how you gon read alternate dimension language?
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Go to an alternate dimension
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Immediately look for a history book
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Find one
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It's in French
Yeah fuck food or clean water, let's read
See, this is why the history book is important. Yeah in your dimension they have sex with the food and have to physically scrub the water clean, but here in our dimension for the most part people eat the food and just make sure the water is clean by boiling.
You should read Job: A Comedy of Justice by Robert Heinlein. This is basically the main theme
funny that Heinlein is mentioned. dude was a libertarian Nazi propagandist.
take all his works with a pound of salt.
Uh, curious where you got that from, especially since I don't see how you can be both a Nazi and a libertarian. Did you misinterpret Starship Troopers to be straight endorsement of militant fascism?
I don't see how you can be both a Nazi and a libertarian.
there's a whole bunch of Ron Paul supporters that certainly turned out that way...
Did you misinterpret Starship Troopers to be straight endorsement of militant fascism?
yes!
Did you misinterpret Starship Troopers to be straight endorsement of militant fascism?
yes!
There's your problem. Just because an author writes a book with a world building premise does not mean they fully endorse the world created. In Stranger in a Strange Land, which came out less than two years later, the main character creates a free love hippie movement. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, a few years later, is about a revolution against authoritarian oppression.
If a person names as his three favorites of my books Stranger, Harsh Mistress, and Starship Troopers … then I believe that he has grokked what I meant. But if he likes one—but not the other two—I am certain that he has misunderstood me, he has picked out points—and misunderstood what he picked. If he picks 2 of 3, then there is hope, 1 of 3—no hope. All three books are on one subject: Freedom and Self-Responsibility.
Heinlein wrote thought experiments. He wrote about the relationship between people and the society they live in. To that end, he wrote about a number of different kinds of society, and how people related to them. Insofar as you could ascribe any particular political ideology to him based on his writings, he was broadly anti-authoritarian. Nothing remotely close to a Nazi.
First you have to realise you infact are in alternate dimension.
The printing press is a very new invention in our universe. Before then books were for the rich. Often too history is written by the victors and so it missing a lot of important details that might or might not matter.
Come to think of it intelligent life such as could write books seems to be new. (but we have no ability to detect life elsewhere if it exists so who knows)
I'd go with water.
Sorry the dimension you've been transported to has laws of physics that don't allow water to exist.
Which means you've got a few precious seconds to get yourself home before you violently erupt as your water molecules each individually break apart in to hydrazine.
Depends on how exotic the alternate dimension is, I suppose -- maybe a physics or chemistry book, or a local language to a language you speak dictionary, might be preferable in some cases.
Good idea. You should also figure out if the new universe is in the past. Could give you some nice foreknowledge.
Or a newspaper from a seemingly trustworthy source
Then you find out that it is a pseudo-rational populist newspaper (like WELT or anything in the US I guess) and you are fooled.


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