Joe. He used you as a distraction. You are a tool.
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Glad to see Joe finally catching up with the rest of us. Dude is perpetually at least six months behind the rest of the country.
I genuinely think COVID made his brain dumber.
Glad to see Joe finally catching up with the rest of us
No, not this. Never this.
Joe Rogan supported Trump solely because he's in the top 1% and only cares about his perpetual tax break on his riches.
He's a total fascist oligarch asshole who'll just hop onto the next pair of fascist nuts his billionaire sugar daddies tell him to.
He is irreparably evil.
Joe Rogan will never outlive his contribution to this. He will be denigrated in history as a sophist, an ignoramus, and a fascist sympathizer, if not a fascist himself. His children will deny him and do everything they can to distance themselves from his legacy. So let it be written.
More like “slow Rogan.”
lights go down, applause erupts
Thank you, you’re too kind. Oh please. Thank you.
Oh flowers? Lovely. waves at crowd
Good night everyone, drive safe, you’ve been a lovely audience. Till next time!
You better look out. Joe Rogan is gonna come after you in 15 months, when he finally gets your joke.
Something something broken cock twice a day something
TFW I'm out here agreeing with Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, and MTG. Fuck...
I wish he would just rewind 10 years a be some comedian hosting other comedians and psychonauts with funny conversations when it was understood it was all just nonsense.
It was never just funny conversations, that’s the problem. It has always been a massive podium to reach people with, and Rogan never vetted anyone or acted responsibly when airing people making unfactual claims. When it was just comedians and shit there weren’t any immediate consequences, but without that you don’t have this.
I sincerely hope he has a broken cock
Dumb shit realises the same thing everyone else with two brain cells to rub together did.
Stopped clock, etc, etc.
No shit, Sherlock.
I'm old- what is the significance of this meme? He haunts me
Leave it up to neanderthal Joe Rogan to finally catch on to something way, way after us homo sapiens have.
I can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time. And considering how many people refer to it as "Epstein Fury", I'd say that others can display a similarly modest level of multitasking.
Joe’s full of shit as usual.
Control oil because he’s stuck in the ‘80s? Yes.
Control oil because petro state and anti-EV? Yes.
Control oil in an attempt to keep it on the petro dollar? Yes.
Pump and dump the stock market to make billions in insider trading? Fuck yes.
Because trump’s and his minions are idiots and don’t understand how interconnected and dependent the world economy is on the movement of energy products and their production ? Yes.
Because he’s worried about being prosecuted for anything in the Epstein files, and the judicial branch is threatening him with active investigations? Fuck no.
The reason he went to war is because Israel forced hm to, with the epstein blackmail.
Making money off of it is just natural for our gangster president and his administration. This war wasn't good for him, he was forced into it, just as Israel forced the last ones, and made him look like a bitch in every one by immediately violating any ceasefires he negotiated.
It really is that way, Epstein was Israel getting blackmail, and the president, and so many others, are compromised. It can't be ignored, and the big criticism of Joe's response here, is he's underhanding his criticism here, when he knows damn well it's because of blackmail, not distraction alone.
The reason he went to war is because Israel forced hm to, with the epstein blackmail.
But what do they have that would cause any actual harm to him? You could release genuine videos of Trump fucking children, and he still wouldn't see any consequences.
I'm guessing it's something that would topple the entire establishment, not just narcissistic-in-chief.
Idk about that, his evangelical base won't care that's for sure, they are only a third of his voters. Some of his other diehards won't care, at least a third of his base would care, and a higher percent of the independents.
This is one of the only issues that could take him down, along with the entire ruling class. The epstein child fuckers and their enablers and those that covered for them. But we are all disunited as the Epstein conspirators keep us all at each other's throats. The far right dissident wing is anti salmon, you are anti salmon and pro terrieriest, the inependents sat on their hands when the weak doomed to fail controlled opposition predictably lost, and so forth.
We aren't dealing with only a bunch of rich people alone here, but Israeli intelligence (and US intelligence as there is no way Israel did this without their help/acquiescence,) leading the cover up and disuniting of the population.
Correction *Joe Rogan points out the obvious fact that everyone paying attention already knows
Who cares what that human thumb thinks?
He's like a human version of the slowpoke meme.
All the shitty dudebros you work with. I’m a middle aged, bearded, slightly overweight man, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been asked if I caught Rogan last night…
Everything Trump does is either; A: a distraction from the Epstein files, or B: a grift, or C: both A and B
You forgot C: someone hurt his feelings with D: all of the above
Yep. My multiple choice answers did not account for the Manbaby in Chief.
Don't forget E: He's stupid, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude literally ran for president because Obama hurt his feelings at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
We seem to have forgotten the gestapo admist the war and Epstein files but we still have them too
He must think there is currently more money in being critical of Trump over this than supporting it. Advice remains the same, fuck Joe Rogan, everyone should ignore him.
I mean... yeah. Everything's a distraction for something with this administration. They hope you forgot about Greenland, or the failed insurrection in 2020, or, yeah, the Epstein files.
But seriously, it's not like anybody is getting arrested in the US over the Epstein files. People in other countries are facing consequences, but not in the US.
If you're in the US, you can be jailed for seeing video or pictures of CSA, while the actual perpetrators being named and shamed in the files are getting away with it. So is the crime the CSA or the knowledge that powerful people are doing it? It should be the CSA. I don't think people should be able to possess CSAM, but if the people doing it are known and getting away with it, is it a crime to see what they did or is it a crime to know who did it to whom?
Is this the consensus in the usa already? Just curious cause I'm not from there, and everywhere I look online this is the consensus (in my bubble at least).
Edit: I know the media doesn't admit stuff like this, but I mean consensus in like the general feeling of talking to people in real life about this war.
We all knew it was distraction when he attacked Venezuela. And when that didn’t work, we all knew he would try something else.
Now he’s talking about attacking Greenland again.
Russia has him compromised as well as Israel, and they want the US out of Nato, Greenland is the president's best idea of how to get his base behind pulling out.
See, people keep saying this, but I seriously doubt that he has the mental capacity for that level of strategic thinking.
If it were anyone else, JD Vance, for example, then I’d agree with you. But Trump? President shit for brains? I find that very difficult to believe.
Pretty much everyone I know (bar for those few still religiously devoted to doing their best impression of a boot polish sommelier) seems to be on the same page about how nearly everything Trump does is a distraction from the files, and that’s been the consensus for months now, even before the Iran War.
That said, I run in very different circles than those who make up the loyal core of MAGA, and I’ve learned to never doubt my countrymen’s ability to achieve new and rarified heights of stupidity and cognitive dissonance. I also never felt like most people even tolerated the idea of Donald Trump, and that led to an extremely unpleasant surprise in the wake of the 2024 election, so my social circle probably isn’t a particularly representative cross-section.
Joe Rogans thing being a monkey is very apropos, I doubt he has the capacity left for higher order thinking
oh, I mean, it dipped way down in the news for a few cycles, but people were still talking about it, and now it's popped back into the news, especially since former AG Pam Bondi has, since getting fired, has decided that she can now ignore her Congressional subpoena to testify before the House Oversight Committee regarding her fuckup with the release of the Epstein files.
This is very transparently evasion and contempt of congress (a crime). How congress decides to proceed from here is anyone's guess.
Hate it when I agree with Joe
He might be a human sack of human shit but i do wish people would get back to talking about the epstein files. We cant just let these dick heads get away with it.
Who TF is Joe Rogan?
Former MMA fighter turned most popular podcaster in the country, turned maga tool. He used to be a bernie supporter I hear. Had him on his show just last year. But also pretended to believe the president even when he did that. It's all in bad faith, he's a cynical piece of shit.






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