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[–] 77 points 7 months ago (4 children)

When you looked up this recipe, was there an age verification prompt?

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  • [–] 39 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I dunno, looks like a Hotdurger to me.

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    That's cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

    Uncooked bacon turtle burgers

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.

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    Yet, they did. I'd definitely use a lower heat than normal, but they cooked through just fine. Watch out for the bacon grease flaming up, of course.

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    [–] 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I think this would really benefit from a lone pea placed just at the apex of each one.

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago* (15 children)

    I'd try one. If they are from the bbq and smoked i'd probably take two.

    (What worries me is the lack of jalopenos in there)

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

    Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Glorious sausage would end up undercooked then the burgers were right, or the burger would be overcooked when the sausage was done.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I always associate smoked food with slow, low temp cooking. You dont want low temp cooked ground meat... Or at least you shouldnt want it.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    Whats wrong honey? You haven't fucked your hamdogger

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    Burgussy’s.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    This is abhorrent, yet I'm intrigued.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I should call her…

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    It's stupid but I've seen stupider.

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    thats probably fine

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    This looks like something my cat would like

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    Sausage pide.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)