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Sure when you watch something out of order it is bound to make no sense!
Obviously it’s Star Wars (a long time ago), Stargate (near future), Star Trek (far future)
Is Stargate not the near past? They just haven't revealed it to our contemporary selves.
You watched them in the wrong farken order
Stargate, where they discovered the gate to the stars
Star trek where they travel the universe and meet new civilizations
Star wars is then those interstellar civilisations go into wars.
Makes perfect sense
Reminds me of when I watched half of the first season of The Expanse only to realize I accidentally started with season four.
I really did think the writers were giving the viewer too much credit. They wanted me to read between the lines a LOT.
Wouldn't you start with a gate, which leads you to a trek, which leads you to a war.
Tell me about it, watching these three did my head in:



It only gets harder to follow from there.



I'm pretty sure you can headcannon Stargate to link Star Wars to Star Trek. Star Wars shows alien worlds in the distant past with advanced technology, Stargate shows modern people discovering that ancient alien technology and starting to become aware of the wider universe (iirc) and Star Trek shows people in the future that have become a part of that wider universe
I think the entire Rocky franchise went off the rails with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It didn't even have any boxing in it.
I see Stargate and I upvote
Well of course it doesn't make sense, it's an anthology series.
I was high when I first watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture. And yeah, it made no sense, but I think that would have been true regardless.
Wrong order...
Star Gate, they find it and go through, Star Trek, the hike begins, Star Wars, they found new enemies that wanted to kill them.
That looks like a great movie night to me.
Starts and ends well, but that's a long boring middle. Make it....
- Stargate
- Wrath of Khan
- Return of the Jedi
...and I think you've got a much better evening.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture is peak Star Trek.
Fight me.
More mushrooms next time.
But also consider not doing drugs.
....so there are more for me out there.
What about The Last StarFighter?
What about Star Whores?
the musical version of the other one? I still think about the songs from the musical.
On the same note,
Ever see the x rated 1977 cinderella musical? the one with the "snapping pussy" musical number?
https://clip.cafe/cinderella-1977/fairy-fairy-godmother-s1/?srsltid=AfmBOop0VPk0DgpjOmTkrz9kDu1uthu2bVgnaA3nAWqocYOB-pE_4OG4
that the fairy godmother was a black drag queen fairy godmother was pretty avante guarde for its time.
- Star Wars is science fantasy.
- Star Trek is science fiction.
- Stargate is science mythology.


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