Star Trilogy

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[+] 94 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Sure when you watch something out of order it is bound to make no sense!

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  • [–] 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Obviously it’s Star Wars (a long time ago), Stargate (near future), Star Trek (far future)

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    You watched them in the wrong farken order

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Stargate, where they discovered the gate to the stars

    Star trek where they travel the universe and meet new civilizations

    Star wars is then those interstellar civilisations go into wars.

    Makes perfect sense

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    Reminds me of when I watched half of the first season of The Expanse only to realize I accidentally started with season four.

    I really did think the writers were giving the viewer too much credit. They wanted me to read between the lines a LOT.

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  • [–] 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Wouldn't you start with a gate, which leads you to a trek, which leads you to a war.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Tell me about it, watching these three did my head in:

    Man in the Iron Mask CoverIron Man Movie PosterThe Iron Lady Movie Poster

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It only gets harder to follow from there.

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    I'm pretty sure you can headcannon Stargate to link Star Wars to Star Trek. Star Wars shows alien worlds in the distant past with advanced technology, Stargate shows modern people discovering that ancient alien technology and starting to become aware of the wider universe (iirc) and Star Trek shows people in the future that have become a part of that wider universe

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I think the entire Rocky franchise went off the rails with The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It didn't even have any boxing in it.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    ...no offense, great trilogy...

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I see Stargate and I upvote

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Well of course it doesn't make sense, it's an anthology series.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Stay sober and watched this trilogy. Made no fucking sense.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I was high when I first watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture. And yeah, it made no sense, but I think that would have been true regardless.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Wrong order...

    Star Gate, they find it and go through, Star Trek, the hike begins, Star Wars, they found new enemies that wanted to kill them.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    That looks like a great movie night to me.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    Starts and ends well, but that's a long boring middle. Make it....

    • Stargate
    • Wrath of Khan
    • Return of the Jedi

    ...and I think you've got a much better evening.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Star Trek: The Motion Picture is peak Star Trek.

    Fight me.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    More mushrooms next time.

    But also consider not doing drugs.

    ....so there are more for me out there.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    What about The Last StarFighter?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    the musical version of the other one? I still think about the songs from the musical.

    On the same note, Ever see the x rated 1977 cinderella musical? the one with the "snapping pussy" musical number?
    https://clip.cafe/cinderella-1977/fairy-fairy-godmother-s1/?srsltid=AfmBOop0VPk0DgpjOmTkrz9kDu1uthu2bVgnaA3nAWqocYOB-pE_4OG4

    that the fairy godmother was a black drag queen fairy godmother was pretty avante guarde for its time.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago
    • Star Wars is science fantasy.
    • Star Trek is science fiction.
    • Stargate is science mythology.
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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago*

    Marry, fuck, kill...

    • Marry: TMP.
    • Fuck: Stargate.
    • Kill: Star Wars.
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