My job as head brown shirt is too hard! Feel bad for me!
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Stephen Miller, who yelled at Lyons during morning phone calls with administration officials


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i have that but i don't want to upload from my hd i want to link like the one above me did :(
I looked at their markdown source and they have an exclamation mark at the very beginning before the square bracket.
i tried that first and it didn't work but now that you are looking it did work. ok (thx)
Almost everything in lemmy is formatted in markdown, so for most tasks you can just look up "how to x in markdown." For example, "how to embed an image in markdown" returns (among other things) this guide. That page also includes other guides if you care to browse.
If you're uncertain whether you're using correct syntax, there are many editors - both locally and remotely - where you can test before posting. I like this one. Obviously only do that with non sensitive information.
Seriously, have you ever see PeeWee Himmler in a rant? He fancies himself to be a Hitler-style orator, but he ALWAYS comes off as just a Screeching Weenie.
MAGAs are intimidated by him, but everybody else thinks he's hilarious, in a "What a fucking putz" kind of way. He has no authority or power beyond what Trump allows him as an advisor, so nobody really cares what he thinks except Trump, and MAGA. He never really tries to engage with Democrats, because he knows he would be humiliated in public, so he carefully stays in the MAGAspere. Thus, a lot of people don't even know who he is.
We have to change that, and make PeeWee Himmler one of the many issues on the ballot in the Midterms. Put his photo on the TV screen with his most Nazi statements, and position him as Trump's Wormtail, whispering poison into the demented old man's ear. He may very well be the most repellent human on the planet (somebody has to be, and I submit it's him), and to know him at all is to despise him for the frightened little Hitler he thinks he is.
He fancies himself to be a Hitler-style orator, but he ALWAYS comes off as just a Screeching Weenie.
Hitler also comes off that way to people who aren't fascist morons.
Puke blood and live in agony you Nazi fuck.
Well Todd, you work for Team Evil at an upper management level. Which part of the job did you think would be good for the soul- the work, or the team you'd be working with?
Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.
Oh no. I hope that his allegiance with the Trump administration does not result in a miserable life filled with increasingly deteriorating health and ultimately an early death. That would be unfortunate.
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During these episodes, the current and former officials said they saw Lyons break out into a full sweat, with his face turning deep red.
That must have been the moment it dawned on him that he's now a high-ranking nazi...
Nothing could get me to report to Stephen Miller daily
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Bill Nothing here, just excited to get you started for orientation. Here is a pair of Happy Knees, your regulation genital cuff, there's a shortage of ball gags but Linda in the kitchen has an assortment of citrus fruit that we're using for the moment. Your gimp suit is probably a size too small but you'll just have to make it work, we're at war after all. Let's see... Oh your badge and standard issue firearm, a full contingent of body armor, three hundred extra small condoms, a utility belt of pump bottles for lube, lotion, petroleum jelly, hand sanitizer and barbecue sauce... I think that covers it.
Day one orientation will include a full body cavity search of Stephen Miller himself, and you will be graded on thoroughness, depth and aggression.
Oh, one last thing, when Stephen yells at you, you have to make it seem like you're afraid, or stressed out. Afterwards he will insist that you stroke his head and sing lullabies to him while he cries into the ceremonial tear bowl. President Trump often enjoys watching that part, so don't be surprised. Also please list any dependents on your HR intake form and asterisk any that are under twelve. That's it, welcome to ICE, Secretary Twilitsky.
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Dude, it is not hard to make the correct decisions here. His stress is entirely self made.
I think if Peewee German yelled at me I would laugh my ass off.
That's a really tough one. I don't normally recommend this for people struggling, but maybe he should go kill himself. It would definitely relieve the stress and make everyone around him and the majority of humans around the world happy.
MAGA is no place with someone with such recalcitrant morality. You have to be a proud Sociopath, and if you're going to hang with the big PedoCons at the top, you better be prepared to be a Psychopath. Face it, dude, you don't have what it takes to be a MagaManiac, and that's okay. It's time to go.
Now, sabotage EVERYTHING before you leave. Permanently brick their computer system, to start with.
I find it stressful to live in a country where his goons can murder me or deport me for no reason at all. And I have no hope for any justice.
Fuck his stress. I hope it tortures him to madness.
Hurting and killing people takes a toll on mental health. Who woulda thought?
Hell yeah. Suffer more, bitch. That gave me a great start to the morning, seeing that. I hope he has a heart attack. Or a full blown stroke. Maybe a grand mal seizure. Stress is really bad for your body, especially at a high level for extended time. I hope that's the only state he gets to experience for the rest of his miserable existence.
Die, you fascist fuck.
You reap what you sow. How does he think the immigrants being hunted and tortured feel?
<3 I love this for him. May the rest of the administration feel this as well.
:EDIT: Also, here is proof that protestations and harassment is effective. Remove their peace. Frustrate their efforts. Feel no pity, at any point they could just choose NOT to be monsters. They choose to be scumbags every day they wake up and go to work.
Oh NO! We NEED to Protect Babies! Toddlers! Children! Anyone UNDER 21! Community Members! Americans! Small Business Owners! Communities! Taxpayer funded Murderers and Child Rapists!
-Pro Life Republicans!
Hello, CGP Grey here, with a sheet of A4 paper, which is a special aspect ratio that remains the same shape when doubled in size to A3, or cut in half to A5, into quarters to A6 or eighths to A7. It’s such a hypnotizing effect, that you can keep going…down…down…
down…to the size of a bee, the size of the organs of the bee, the cells of those organs, the molecules of those cells. Just ten doublings down and the lights go out, as we hit the limits of anything that could be called human vision. Turning on magic science vision, we see DNA, the instructions of life, and the atoms that make it up. Falling through the electron shell and then twice as many doublings in scale as we’ve already gone we find the nucleus of the atom, tightly packed protons and neutrons, each made of three quarks, at which point we fall down, down and down and down to the basement of existence to reach the Planck length, the smallest distance the universe can contain, which hints at a reality pixel, which we probably shouldn’t think about.
At this scale, at the bottom of reality, there is…nothing here, except for the violin on which I shall play you a sad little tune.
Is that really true about A4 and its ratio?
Yes, two sheets of A4 paper placed side-by-side on the long edge measure out to the size of one sheet of A3 paper
There's a photo of a display on the Wikipedia article for "Paper Size" that illustrates it well.

Is this really CGP Grey? Cause that's rad, if so.
Ah, yes
The metric system and all the measures they use in ... Well, not America, is all awesome.
A0? Fold it over the long side, you have A1. Fold it again, A2, etc, all to A7, I believe. Each page is 1 vs square root 2, if I recall correctly.
There are also the B and C formats, though those are less common
An A4 is your standard one page notebook sized paper
Poor guy, must be so difficult for him...think of how hard it is for him to sick goons on people and ask them to shoot people in the head.
It's probably actually scarier for him than it is for the people getting harassed.. /s
Sounds like he can't handle the job. Next!!
I prefer an incompetent Nazi to a competent one.
That’s why this administration always appoints “acting” heads.
They don’t have to be confirmed by congress and can be fired when the big toddler decides they have become bad for TV ratings.
Damn shame Lyon's health insurance is not covered by United Health Care...
Why would you feel bad for him? He is stressed because trump is pressuring him to imprison more legal and non-legal immigrants and he can't come up with the numbers.
one of his bodyguards took a portable defibrillator from a nearby government office to Lyons in case he needed medical intervention
They took a defibrillator when he didn't need it. I hope wherever they took it from doesn't have a medical emergency.
Its possible it was part of a general supply depot for such things, and not just a singular unit meant to supply just that office.
What's there to stress about‽ You're largely unopposed! Americans aren't revolting, but complying!



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