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[–] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Imagine being a human who was breaking up with your human girlfriend, and aliens recorded your screaming match and used it to analyze your language and initiate first contact with humanity. Now that's fucked up.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    Imagine being a bird and you are out there yelling:

    "I'm the meanest mofo around here" "Come at me and I will fuck you up so bad" "Hey bitches, come have sone good dick"

    And people just listen to your beautiful song at awe.

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  • [–] 62 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Imagine being on the Internet and censoring the word "fucked". That would be fucked up.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Sad whale noises

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Fellas, can anyone help me figure out what the word between 'so' and 'up' is?

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    "Forked".

    Why can't I say "forked"??

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    Wouldn't mind that much if I got a royalty tbh.

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