Yeah I think you have the right take. Why the hell else would he be secretive about what it is? He brags his ass off every time someone gives his Nazi ass a gift. Normally with a photo of him with it.

The whole thing is blatant bullshit.

The post he made on Truth Social was just market manipulation. There's a bunch of news stories about it; people made a sudden flurry of big bets on oil futures minutes before the post went up. Iran immediately told everyone the claim was bullshit, no one had tried to talk to them for days. Now he's being pressed for an explanation and he's doubling down by making up this lie about Iran sending him a bribe or a peace offering or something. It's all just lies on lies.

i bet they sent a gold toilet for maralago.

edit: they being the millers

Might be, might not be.

What is real is his desperate need to keep the stock market from crashing - he will say anything to do that.

Yeah I don't see how it would even be a "textbook definition." This could have been anything and is purely speculation.

That said the U.S. defines giving (not receiving) aid or comfort to an enemy of the state as treason... So taking a bribe isn't giving them comfort. Removing sanctions on Iranian oil the other dayl could be giving them comfort, but that still wouldn't likely count.

More than likely if he's not just talking complete bullshit it means the CIA or someone reported they found a movement somewhere that they think they can give aid to and try to position in a certain way to take power while getting some kind of concessions like oil contracts.

Which looking at the history of what the CIA/US do with middle eastern countries over oil... Seems most likely.

You give him too much credit, there is no present lmao

i'm rooting for a trojan pie

A toddler with advanced dementia, who is also an asshole.

Which is probably what that 'gift' is tbh

The anticorruption policy where I work requires me to disclose anything more than $50. But I guess there is no morality standard here

Because there is no present. This fucker just keeps making shit up to cover up the fact that he is a fucking idiot that has no clue WTF hes doing in Iran.

The Emoluments Clause was not applied to him in his first failed term, either.

He did it's very big. It's probably cock.

It could very well be that Iran gave Trump a personal present - as in literally put $1b into Trump's bank account.

Trump would accept that. And Iran would happily do that, since it only delegitimizes Trump and America. So it seems surprisingly plausible...

Turning lol..

Bud it’s been 3 knock off Gucci bags in a trench coat pretending to be a country for 80 years.

The stilts are just starting to break which is why it’s such a fucking mess.

No they did, it's just that the gift was a giant wooden bugged golden horse statue

Who is he talking to? Is there some food stall by mar o log that has a middle eastern guy in it?

Call it a peace prize

"As a sign of my respect I want to gift you these genuine Limited Edition ACME golf balls that have been in my family for generations."

man how i wish they did.

It would be funnier as beepers

It Happened Here.

He's basically covid in human form, zero intelligence but still able to infect millions and millions of peolle

i wonder if there's a way to psyop him into "get rekt liberal"ing himself to death.

i'm way too sleep deprived (i need a week of sleep straight, like 170 hours solid sleep) to catch up so my brain starts firing on all cylinders where i could think that shifty, but i'm sure it's possible

Yet he keeps getting away with it

Or you could seize his assets, lock him up and let him rot in a cell.
Maybe rectally insert a pineapple every day.

i have an idea and this is a wild one. if someone does a screencap, they can copypaste the text in as alt text, which makes it more accessible to the blind. or they can put a link in (like OP did), which makes it accessible just in general i'd think

Edit: a better screen grab of the quote.

You can't find it? It's the third paragraph, and the first two are practically one.

The link to the text is the post.

Except bibi has blackmail on trump. Epstein was a mossad agent.