"Just added login with Google, login with Youtube, login with OnlyFans ... to my SaaS. did i miss anything?". Photo of a screen with a bunch of "login with" options. The options are: Paypal, Stack Overflow, Youtube, Pinterest, Caution, OnlyFans, Roblox, Jollibee, Shopee, Fingerprint, Potato, Beef Caldereta, Settings, your Age, your mom, PDF, Pancit Canton, Calculator, Form 1337, your Address, Credit Card, National ID

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[–] 157 points 7 months ago (27 children)

"Login with your Address"

  1. Insert address
  2. Letter is send
  3. Introduce code from the letter to authenticate

Who will implement this?

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  • [–] 87 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    My government does this actually.

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  • [–] 40 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Yes, and banks when you wanna activate online banking. Arguably, then it's just for registering, and logging in then works differently.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Governments and banks love this, but I've even seen it with phone companies with e-sims. I quickly needed a new phone subscription, so I considered an e-sim, because I figured you could activate it by scanning the QR code from the screen. But no, they will mail me a piece of plastic with the QR code on it. So I went with a regular sim instead.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I see. Well, I think if you could just scan the code from the screen, that probably would open up all kinds of gateways for scammers. On the other hand, faking a physical address is a bit more expensive.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    I mean, in Canada we can activate esims by scanning a digital qr code, and we have significantly less scam calls than the US does... Because we have much better laws about that sort of thing.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Probably Italy. All institutions and many households still have a working but unused fax line in Italy (which most photocopiers still support). Many documents can only be transferred either in person or by fax.

    We are not savages, we have low cost multi-gigabit optic-fiber household connections available in the majority of cities. Our bureaucracy is just anachronistic.

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  • [+] 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    Can't you just send official stuff via Posta elettronica certificata? I thought that was the point of these sorts of systems

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    PEC is usually not free (neither is fax, but a landline is more common than PEC). But also, I think it's not accepted everywhere. Maybe you can also use posta raccomandata. But for that you must go to the post office in person and wait in line with other 10 pensioners, and it also costs, so you are probably better off just handing the document in person.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Ah that's a shame, if they made it free (at least for communication with the state) i think it could clear up the fax situation a lot. They did this in my country and it got rid of the faxes

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    My healthcare governmental insurance… last time I had to request a password. Took 2 good weeks. Fucking crazy inefficient process for an application that in the end exposes close to zero PII. The juicy stuff is behind another account with 2FA and more.

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  • [–] 49 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    There's the option to login with caution, but what if I want to login with reckless abandon?

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Yes, you did: OpenID.

    I remember when I first read about it (late 2000s? not sure when), I thought it was an awesome idea and surely the web of the future would be full of "log in with OpenID" buttons.

    Instead it is now full of "log in with Google", "log in with Facebook", "log in with Microsoft" buttons.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Login with Calculator: For when you don't remember your PIN but you remember how you came up with it

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Haha I used to do this all the time for my credit card PIN. Every time I had to enter it I had to get out a calculator as I didn't remember the four-digit number but I did remember the expression I used to derive it.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Log in with an actual wooden log

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It is missing the Brazilian gov.br login.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    What about AI?

    Log in safely and securely with AI^®^

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    What PDF should I use to log in?

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  • [+] 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Are butthole prints supported by the same system?

    I don't have a fingerprint reader ...

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    I recall a YouTuber who used their cats butthole for their fingerprint sensor to unlock their phone. It could be that they wanted to try it but never did, though. It's been like a decade.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (1 child)
    • Log in with your local Linux account

    • Log in as administrator

    • Log in via carrier pigeon

    • Psychic log in

    • Log in using public shared account (that anyone and everyone can log into and use)

    • Log in your pets

    • Log in via Hallmark greeting card (only available on your birthday or major holidays)

    • Log in with blood sacrifice

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    FetLife obviously

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Login with a log in an inn.

    Login with my constant back pain level.
    (You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)

    Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Form 137? No, you have to go to hall 17b for 137, this is hall 17a, hall 17b is 2 floors up in the other building!

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Login with sudo

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    “Login with Calculator” - No, no, no. Everybody knows that that option is just for the alarm clock.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    dont forget about log in with neocities

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Unironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.

    Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Login with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    login with meow :3

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Login with hunter2

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Please add Login with my own OIDC

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    credit card login in my mind: registration by account balance. To be able to login, match your balance to the same amount you had at the time of registration

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Login with the contents of your .bashrc

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Login with ID form #10-T

    Login with PEBKAC token

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Ah fuck it, I'll take one Login with Caution please.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Some dudes with oldstyle websites from web 1.0 times actually keep doing this. A friend of mine has a login with dog chip on his website among dozens of other options.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    yeah, the whole point was to make fun of web2 development as it went. Now he has web3 logins too, which are way more awkward than anything before, but, like, work with as few 3rd parties as possible.

    The regular login is just password that fetches creds stored in local storage without any cookies. Most of time one wouldn't even notice it, and as secure as CORS/HTTPS (which would screw you if not working properly anyway). Kind of shows what a pile of data-stealing nonsense this all is.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    (well actually) you forgot Poland

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I think you have too many pixels in this picture.

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