Not sure if it's the original artist, but you can get this on a shirt from threadless.

I’d be in the front row to see this band.

I'm sad I have no friends that: knows English, know what ven diagrams are and have this kind of humor. No intersections iny diagram

I love it so much I made a t-shirt with it.

I had this on a T-shirt like 14 years ago.

According to sources in this thread, you can get this on a t-shirt