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[–] 121 points 7 months ago (27 children)

what? I thought Vance was hetro-sectional

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  • [–] 77 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Pretty sure he’s bi-sectional

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I don't understand what the couch is trying to say.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    When you change nobody or to and believes you.

    Jokes aside it's referring to people who don't believe in bisexuality. Changing "Men OR women" to "men AND women"

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  • [–] 84 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (15 children)

    Fuck that reddit silver. Here's some Lemmy gold.

    EDIT: OC, not AI gen. I spent way too much time on GIMP making this thing when I should have been working.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Bet that wasn't even silver. Probably tin.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Don't question your existence like that, friend.

    Seriously, no clue. Someone posted it in the great rexxit a couple of years ago and I've kept it handy ever since.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    YOU made this? In GIMP?

    Fuck yeah, I've had this saved for like two years, no idea where it came from. Nice work, this is top quality, I've already reposted it to several people across Lemmy.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (1 child)
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    Hey now, all genders and sexual orientations can enjoy being in drag.

    Unless this is referring to something else.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    he's stated that as a child he once thought he was gay, or at the very least attracted to men.

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  • I really don't care cause him being in the closet is just another example of his weakness/dishonesty and gayness isn't wicked (while the rest of him certainly is), but... that man is still gay and his eyeshadow and the way he interacts with his wife scream it. Lavender marriages have been a thing for a while. 🤷

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  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago (15 children)

    I didn't know JD Vance identifies as bi, but I still assumed they fucked at some point.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (14 children)

    He does not identify as bi.

    As with the whole couch meme, we’re just conjuring things out of nowhere by saying them online.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    No, I think somebody else explained he's bi-sectional

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  • [–] -3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Top comment said hetero-sectional but everybody seems to want to make him bi for some reason.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    By fucking Peter Thiel and couches I think it's understandable why people would label him as bi-sectional but he doesn't have to identify that way.

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  • [–] 30 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Denial doesn’t work here, JD.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Then how about this: speaking on behalf of bisexual men everywhere: we don’t want him, and we don’t appreciate him being made a member of our group as a joke.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah, well, I don’t care for using my characteristics to slur someone. That’s what you just described. You don’t consider it a slur, but you’re cool using it as one for people who do. What’s up with that? That doesn’t make sense to me.

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  • [+] -2 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] -1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Cool well I’m not bothered by calling him the n-word either, and surely he and his won’t like that. Others may mind, but hey, it’s almost like people have different opinions.

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  • [+] 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I reflected your point back about in another context to demonstrate how weak and wrong it is. Maybe If anyone minds, don’t do it.

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  • [+] -1 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I actually didn’t say I spoke for all bi men, I said I spoke for bi men everywhere. And I promise you there are bi men everywhere who dislike JD Vance.

    You don’t mind a dumb bigoted meme. Congratulations. And now I’m getting the fuck your feelings speech. I have a better idea: how about you go fuck yourself.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Fake news Thiel ain't a couch.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    I always wondered when Thiel topped Vance, did he force JD to wear makeup?

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I get all my news from memes ✨ 💅✨

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    JD is bi? Is that why he likes to fuck couches?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I don't get it. Who are these normies who give one single fuck about JD Vance? To be clear, MAGA are not normies.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    JD is fully closeted, and thiel is still down low, dont think hes truley out.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Peter Thiel is openly gay lol

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    He got outed by gawker and then proceeded to end their bloodline.

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    Yeah ok, I don't know, maybe 20 years ago he wasn't openly gay. Well it appears to be the case, but kinda makes sense, Silicon Valley is still toxic, but it was probably even more toxic in 2k

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Yeah Conservatives aren't ‘normies’ mate.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Another peepee tape we should expect?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Probably together with Alt-Man too.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    I can't get past this guy having his sword on his left side.

    That's your shield arm silly, how are you gonna grab that?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Same way he drew the axe that's floating in the air by his left hand. I assume he's telekinetic.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Lol, I think he's dropping the axe — but at the very least an axe makes sense to be on the same side as your swinging arm.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    It's hard to see but I think his right shoulder/arm may be bending back with the force of the push, but his arm appears to somehow be down the length of it so the mass of the shield would cover his center and the small end would be pointed out towards the tip of his arm. Like a forearm mount. So his left and is dropping the axe, but would also grab his dagger/sword as he is left handed I assume

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Yes, which makes sense except you would want to cross your left arm over your body to properly unsheathe a blade like that. The problem ends up being that you can't actually lift your arm high enough to leverage the blade out of the scabbard, at least not without using your other hand to angle it. That blade looks to be about the length of his arm, if his shield arm can be used as a reference. If it were a dagger or at the very least a little bit shorter of a shortsword, it would make much more sense.

    The axe makes perfect sense sense to be hooked on the left side, as it should be relatively easy to free from any sheath or leather strap you have it hanging by.

    Edit: I didn't take into consideration the leather strap the scabbard is hanging from, I'm pretty sure that would make it even harder to handle on the left side with your left hand. Idk, maybe I'm wrong and this guy just grabs it, throws it up out of the scabbard and catches it — he could be that guy.

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  • [–] -3 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    So we're using biphobic/homophobic insults now?

    Not cool.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I think it's more to point out the hypocrisy of the kind of people who are usually their fans being bi/homophobic themselves.

    It's like when someone says they despise bananas, but then you point out the cake that they're eating which they've been constantly complimenting is banana flavoured and made with real bananas.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    How is this biphobic / homophobic? Just because people who are evil also can be homosexual?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    No, because homosexuality is being used as an insult here.

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