“Bored of Peace”

haha didn't think of that yet. The "thank you" from trump to Qatar, Bahrain, Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Jordan: quite a few of the members got fucked over very quickly with the generous gift of regional instability!

Thanks for saying it, I thought everyone forgot

dang you beat me to it!

He believes he is the king of the world and NATO is a human resources investment similar to the many departments of Trump Kingdom LLC.

Far as he's concerned, who cares if that's not their job or intention. He's paying the bills damn it - he pay the bill, plebs do what he says. It's really that simple.

I mean, some NATO nations have been known to join the US in a dumb fight. But Trump has also directly tariffed and threatened many of the nations that would normally help the US. Friends are gonna be short supply.

Yeah well Trump IS a fucking idiot.

Surely NATO could make an exception here and come to the aid of a non-member who’s the victim of aggression.

Hm, many NATO countries actually did the latter for the US in the past.

these psychopaths believe ripping babies apart is self defense. they have no souls or humanity.

He's spent more than the last decade doing nothing but criticizing NATO and saying it should be abolished and is shocked when they won't cover his war crimes and the consequences there of? Stable genius everybody.

He must have believed the russian propaganda about them being imperialist aggressors or something...

NATO is not just bureaucracy, it's an alliance. You CAN ask allies for help, but you are supposed to treat them as such.

That's not what Putin told him.

Like how the US protected Ukraine when it gave up its nukes, trusting that the West and NATO would protect them if Russia decided to invade?

I know, that invasion began between Orange Man's two terms, but still. The US in general needs to STFU about how it supposedly protects the world, they dropped the ball bigtime there.

Apparently Iran is being dishonest by keeping the strait closed after they've already lost the war.

according to him a number can be reduced by up to 1500%, so if they've done 100%, they're only 6.67% done

Once again the only country that invoked article 5 ever, was the USA

No one from NATO needs to help this American war adventurism.

Further to that, they all recognize the folly of the whole thing and don't want to get mired in the disaster that Trump has triggered.

Yup. It's really as simple as that. Trump is a sociopathic abuser, and the macro version of that is essentially the same as the micro.

true story.

I read this in the South Park style “Hey Satan!” way.

Yeah, this is awful. Headlinese is fun and all, but this is too much.

The comma is for enumeration and not for segregation of two sentences. So it makes sense. They just used a comma instead of an "and".

That's not it. It's the lack of enthusiasm that drags Donnie down, the feeling that he always has to be the one who comes up with ideas to keep this relationship with NATO alive.

Would it kill them to bomb one little school, leave some civilian corpses as a surprise around the (white) house or do those sweet little coups together in a foreign land, like they used to do?

It's exhausting, really

Unlikely, he’s a draft dodger.

but its not a war. And the DOW!

… to cover his previous child raping activities

Show a bit of respect for people with tiny dicks, they don't deserve to be compared to this madman

Which NATO nation was attacked in Yugoslavia in 1999?

Also, most NATO countries don't really depend that much on that oil. Most of it goes to Asia.

It's the various US allies in the gulf that are going to be feeling the pinch the most. If oil isn't getting out, they won't be getting paid. And they're getting pelted by Iranian drones to boot.

You say bribed. I say blackmailed.

Which NATO nation was NATO defending in Yugoslavia in 1999?

Yeah but you also assume reason on the other side. That's not granted. The joke now would be for the US to just walk away and Iran to re-open the strait EXCEPT for ships with a US interest (and probably Israel's). "Retribution for the damages."

Defense organization want not to help in the attack war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headline#Headlinese

Have to make sure the Internet doesn't run out of bit, by using mangled English!

One of those where just one use of the word "and" would've helped.