literally put shit on egg -- enshitification
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there doesn't seem to be anything here
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- NFTs of specific eggs
- egg crypto currency
- mandatory AI driven (needs an account) app to use the egg
- lower the production to control the price
- lobby the gov to mandate that everyone needs to consume an egg a day & be able to prove it (or jail time)
- use personal data to determine the optimal price per eg for each customer
- egg loot boxes
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Micro transaction: Get the yolk for free but the white costs .99
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Eggland's Best already stamps their logo on the eggs they sell. I consider that advertising on the eggs.
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Sell the yolks separately.
Chicken Run 2.0
Enchickification
Enchickenshitification
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I’m just gonna mute those egg ads, the sizzle for crispy fried eggs no more for me
Technically chickens lay eggs and shit using the same external opening (cloacal opening), so it's just a matter of controling shit-to-egg ratio. It was designed to carry out enshittification once they seize the global market. /s
Fewer eggs laid per week, but charge the same for them.
Eggs watch you and record all of your conversations
The subscription model would just access to online catalog of various vendors you can buy from
My local Shop-Rite recently recently had a sale of a dozen "large" eggs for 99 cents. I bought a dozen and they were like the size of fucking quail eggs. Can't complain for $1, I guess. These days, I have to buy Jumbo eggs in order to get something that is like the size of a normal egg.
Dude ... Shut the fuck up. Big egg gonna have a meeting
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probably waste money to use ink to print ads on the eggs.
EggI Agents
Technically not free. They get free food, housing, and medical care. For some thats probably better than what they got now.
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"They're a business and they need to make money." - Average Dipshit
What free eggs lol Humans literally pay for their entire existence already.
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chickens don't give out free eggs, we take them from them by force and we don't really ask.
it as if slave-catcher catching people to sell them to slavery commented on the topic with "hey, free people!"
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We could sell hats for the eggs?
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- Shovel AI features into eggs and layoff chickens to combat declining sales (due to enshittification) with investor interest
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Enchickification..?
No, bad thoughts
I don’t like it, but I get it
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