Taste?

I don’t wanna

I'm a middle aged white dude with some serious dad bod. That's what

Budget and skill. In reality a bona fide attempt from me would probably end up more like this:

color vision. I don't want to look like a paint sample collection.

I don’t have the ridiculously oversized sword to complete the ensemble.

The fact that I don't want to

Every Google app

Me being a man. So clothes shops go "you will wear grey, maybe black, some blue and fugly green. Go on, chop-chop"

I'm a 50 year old man with functioning retinas...

I'm not a 1996 Volkswagen Golf

Money

My ability to see.

Not into big jackets. I got hot really easy and get exasperated with my own clothes.

Free will.

All of it.

Self respect.

I'm broke and its not my vibe anyway

I work from home, so I'd just be sitting in this colorful weird outfit and showing it to my dog and cats.

That outfit somehow looks both expensive as hell and cheap as hell.

The Ringling Brothers, most likely.

Looks like a Ross store exploded in 1988.

And the only thing keeping me from dressing like that is that I do not own any of those articles of clothing.

I live in a place with short and mild winters, so I can only realistically wear that many layers in two separate weeks where it gets freezing. I do wear similar colorful stuff but only as a second layer (jacket, hoodie, or sweater).

Lawsuit from google trademark office.

I'm fat and unattractive

Well, lets jusr say, my peanits

Not for everyone but extroverts and avant-garde hyper-creatives in their 20s and 30s, slim at up to 60kg.

Money

I love myself too much to look like a clown.

That coat is probably like $600

I think it looks cool, but I don't wear logos.

It hits different on a giant bearded man.

taste and dignity

Money

What is going on at the crotch here? It looks like she has a designer codpiece. Love the hair color/lipstick combo.

I can't afford to own that many clothes. That fanny pack alone could buy me a thousand pairs of socks at the dollar tree. Probably a few dollar trees. I would be surprised if one store alone had enough socks stocked. I could change my socks 3 times a day for a year or once a day for 3 years and never have to wash any socks.

In the eighties dear !

You not linking where to get stuff like this

I dress in a very grayscale way

I'm not employed by the circus

Good taste?

I don't desire to look like a child ate a whole pack of crayon and then threw up on me?

The coat is pretty ugly.

I would totally wear that jacket but not the rest. I’m too thick to pull off skin tight pants (and they’re super uncomfortable for me) but I love the jacket!

I would absolutely rock the Lego jacket by itself (and do own a color-block jacket) and the lipstick, but not in that specific outfit combination.

Edit: if anyone is looking for a blue lipstick, this is the one I would get (although it’s darker than the one in the pic).

My firm belief that the comfiest color is sport grey, followed closely by navy blue

I don't have the right shade of lipstick.

I am an adult and I understand that that whole "look" now was engineered right under our noses by LVMH. I say this as someone who used to obsessively check KanyeToThe, Superfuture, rawrdenim. I was effay and I battled in those r/streetwear WDYWT? Threads to get enough karma to make my own posts

Honestly, the visible branding. I don’t wear visible branding or any sort of language or text on my clothes. No logos, no words, no designs. Just outlandish cuts and interesting style ideas, all without paying to sell someone else’s product.

hey, look! the 80's 2.0 are here! nice

I can't afford to get sued by United Colors of Benetton.

It's too loud and too baggy.

I don't want to dress like a Kindergartner.

I think only the jacket would fit me...

They only sell those in child size 😮‍💨

I like it, always been very fond of vibrant and saturated, almost neon-esque, colors. But for me it would be the same reason Im not expressing anything else about myself. Too afraid of the social aspect. Just afraid people would critizise, be disrespectful or any other bigoted comments im not sure how i would respond to. 

Man, if I didnt grow up getting screamed at I would be unstoppable 🙃

Only thing stopping me is a link to the jacket. Well maybe the price tag also, but I’d wear it for sure.

I need to try the clothes before I can buy them, and around here, stores don't offer any coloured clothes in adult sizes. You can dress in any colours you like, of course, as long as they are black, grey and beige.

Well, there still is sportswear, which comes in neon-yellow, neon-orange, neon-pink and bright blues to discourage drivers from crashing into you. Let's see if there is something there that doesn't scream tacky to me.

Remove the jacket, replace the leggings for some loose trousers and that's a pretty cool look. I dare say cute/badass.

I don't own such clothes

Maintaining that lipstick would be a full time job.

I would, but I’m 5 ft so I think the big jacket would be like one of those full body pajamas.

Too colourful for me.

I don't need enough pockets to subject myself to that.

I can wear some interesting things as long as it conforms to a certain style. I wouldn't mind a bold, bright block color scheme, and I think the people with whom I work would enjoy it.

I didn't own any of those clothing items.

Common sense.