I had one. I loved it. But I overestimated my vision at my age lol

lolwut

ETA: there's a lot of words in this that I don't think belong next to each other

Let me introduce you to the epitome of "seriously?" :
Chiseled Face - Midnight Stag:

Scent is made of the following notes: Russian Leather, Motor Oil, Hoppes #9, Birch Tar, Oakmoss, Gasoline, Smoke, Cedar, Cade, Bergamot, Vanilla

"Pre-drown Portland" hits a little hard.
Always appreciate your work.

I can read "Hicks" on her tag?

Poles appear to be flash stands, judging by light source.

Man, those old panels are wild, and can appear to be nonsense to modern aesthetics.

The clipboard looks like legal-sized to me. And those clips go crooked a LOT when used

I'd say that's more than mildly interesting. I love it.

Maybe it's still too early and my coffee hasn't fully kicked in, but what could be done with these without cloud connectivity? I assume the hardware is severely limited due to power requirements and size limitations.

Fieggen's shoelace site is a treasure

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I have a metal coffee screen "filter" that I bought some years ago that screws onto a nalgene water bottle, then the lid screws on top of that. I put a bunch of coffee grounds and water in, then shake the bottle to mix. Allow to sit overnight up to a day, and our out the coffee.
That keeps it cold without refrigerator funk. You could do the same principle with a jar and a v60 or just a drip filter basket.

Ya know... I guess it's a rule for a reason lol

There's a horror story or three, maybe an scp, that is about that.