Here's one that I don't think I ever shared anywhere. Only posting this because of how bad dated it is, probably 11 years ago. I was a broke, closetted, landlocked teen trying to impress internet strangers with a pizza-flipper wage. 
TBH, I'm worried to post much more out of fear that a reverse image search will lead to an old forum account from the days that I overshared everything and I don't necessarily want that tied back here.