This can’t possibly be a surprise to people?

How about we ban hidden cameras in public?

I thought smart glasses could be kind of neat, but no way in hell would I get a pair from Meta.

Who watches the watchers?

Meta apparently

I'm shocked!

What's with the weird comma placement in the, title?

I know its not you, OP

they don't care, and that's the point.

An ant doesn't care that you're watching it until you try to step on it. Why do you think that these bug people would care until it's too late?

I bought a pair exclusively for masturbation as the thought of those facebook employees having to watch is so hot.

Without the Meta layer (which you can just not install), the basic smart RayBans are actually pretty nice. The audio is pretty good and it works with any other assistant you may have configured. I wish they had a version without the camera.

“Nah it’s fine, big companies would never do such a thing. Besides they’re beholden to the governments.”

Right.

sensitive and personal footage captured by the devices—including people going to the bathroom, getting dressed, and having sex—is being reviewed

I wanna know... Or maybe I don't... Who is it that sees someone wear these glasses and decides that they wanna f--- them WITH THE GLASSES ON.

Don't get me wrong, I wear (normal) glasses and I like the way I look, but how can THESE glasses be anything but a major turn off?

Jokes on them, I only wear my Meta Glasses when I’m furiously masturbating.

At some point, some DIY person will come up with a way to disable these things in their presence.

And they will make bank.

Dear smart glasses wearers,

You're colossal pieces of shit. And dumb as a bag of socks, morons who are paying companies for the privilege of spying on strangers without their consent. You're helping to enable a world where privacy literally doesn't exist and every public moment of every person's life, whether they want to participate or not, is being mined and monetized by billionaires.

You are lower than pond scum. You're the shit under the back of the toilet bowl that has never been cleaned. You are actually stupid. Like, actually braindead. You are paying actual money to be exploited. At least Facebook and Instagram are free. Seriously, what kind of dumbass would pay to have Mark Zuckerberg sit on their face all day? Fucking idiots. 🤣

Kenyans are watching you masturbate.

seems a little "no duh"

I thought they were talking about Nearby Glasses for a minute.

I'll say it upfront; I didnt read the article but based on the title this article will only preach to the choir. These people dont give a single fuck about their own privacy until the police are knocking on their door because they pissed off the wrong person and they have video evidence from meta.